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hypnotique
post Jan 31 2009, 12:40 AM
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Mays

Find something ridiculous on wikipedia that makes you go "WHAT THE f*ck???" out loud.
 
 
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post Jan 31 2009, 01:06 AM
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QUOTE(hypnotique @ Jan 31 2009, 12:40 AM) *
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Mays

Find something ridiculous on wikipedia that makes you go "WHAT THE f*ck???" out loud.



QUOTE(kryogenix @ Apr 14 2008, 10:34 PM) *


HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. IS YOUR FORUM A DIRTY MESS LIKE THAT DIRTY SHIT COVERED SOCK YOU STICK UP YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ASS? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW 3 INCHES. FUCK.

IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS FUCKING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING NIGGER. THOSE FUCKING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND I CAN'T SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS.

CALL 1-800-781-7529. TELL 'EM BILLY SENT YOU YOU GODDAMN CUNTFLAPS. FUCK.



 

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