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 Jun 13 2004, 07:33 AM
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 The Ghostly Fox Spirit  Group: Member Posts: 115 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,962  |
This is coming from a comedian back in the 90's. (if I copy, it's unintentional, I swear!)
You know you're a redneck when: If you go to a family reunion looking for a wife; If you drink beer during a eulogy; If you wear a strapless dress with a bra that isn't; If you ride a floor buffer around the bar because you think it's a tractor; If you're richest relative owns two tractors instead of just one... You might be a redneck. (keep it going! Make up your own!  )
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Jun 27 2004, 03:37 PM
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The Ghostly Fox Spirit Group: Member Posts: 115 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,962 |
Ahhhhhhh...Thank ya very much! ^_^ I forgot what that guy's name was
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