ways to annoy your roommate Options

[batman]

hit me with them.

i've had enough.

despite dealing with her sudden gilmore girl marathons during my study times, in which she refuses to put in headphones,... i just had a volume war with her.

i was studying w/ debussy on, then suddenly, i hear f*cking "PREVIOUSLY ON GILMORE GIRLS" and i turn around to see her watching gilmore girls on her computer. she turns the volume up OVER my classical music. because my earphones dont work anymore, i decide to turn my music up, hoping she'd get the message.

no such luck, she turns her volume up over my music again.

she's doing this on purpose, that evil bitch.

usually, i'd be like "whatever" but this is FINALS week. there is SHIT TO BE DONE.

so, tonight when i go to the library to study bc she likes to sleep at midnight, i'm gonna set my cell phone alarm for every half an hour after 2am and hide it somewhere in my room.

other ideas?

my friend dan told me i should get this: http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/giftsunder10/8c52/

[ersatz]

oh my god i could go on and on
one semester with this shit and i never wanna have a roommate again

1. go to bed at 7 pm, wake up at midnight and turn all the lights on and start clicking around on the internet. this is when people sleep. go to the study lounge.
2. have sex with your boyfriend while i'm in the room.
2a. leave the condom on the floor for me to pick up.
3. make out and fool around with your boyfriend while my sister is visiting and is on the floor next to your bed.
4. kick me out 10+ times to have sex within one semester.
5. never ever ever ever let me have music on without headphones.
6. steal my boyfriend's beers out of our minifridge.
6a. be so completely overprotective of your food that you get mad when someone asks for a bite.
7. never clean.
8. leave your bike right in front of the closet so i kill myself going in there every day.
9. be, in general, boring and annoying.
10. have the RUDEST boyfriend ever and bring him over all the time at 11 o clock.

i could go on. but i'll withhold myself.

[misoshiru]

oh my god i could go on and on
one semester with this shit and i never wanna have a roommate again

1. go to bed at 7 pm, wake up at midnight and turn all the lights on and start clicking around on the internet. this is when people sleep. go to the study lounge.

My roommate used to do that, but worse. She would sleep all day. i.e. from 10 am or so till...9 pm. And then, she'd stay up all night. f*cking bitch.