ways to annoy your roommate Options

[batman]

hit me with them.

i've had enough.

despite dealing with her sudden gilmore girl marathons during my study times, in which she refuses to put in headphones,... i just had a volume war with her.

i was studying w/ debussy on, then suddenly, i hear f*cking "PREVIOUSLY ON GILMORE GIRLS" and i turn around to see her watching gilmore girls on her computer. she turns the volume up OVER my classical music. because my earphones dont work anymore, i decide to turn my music up, hoping she'd get the message.

no such luck, she turns her volume up over my music again.

she's doing this on purpose, that evil bitch.

usually, i'd be like "whatever" but this is FINALS week. there is SHIT TO BE DONE.

so, tonight when i go to the library to study bc she likes to sleep at midnight, i'm gonna set my cell phone alarm for every half an hour after 2am and hide it somewhere in my room.

other ideas?

my friend dan told me i should get this: http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/giftsunder10/8c52/

[*paperplane*]

Someone else started almost this exact same thread on another board

-move her stuff out of the room when shes not there; change locks
-Play Do Ya Know? by Enrique Iglesias at top volume at 8:00AM.
-take all her stuff she hasnt packed, put it in a large trunk or something, lock the trunk with a large lock of some kind, give key to angry ex-boyfriend
-pick up her bed while she is sleeping on it and carry the bed to a strange location (bathroom?)
-Play Swagger Like Us on repeat in the early morning and be obnoxiously loud.
-laxatives would be a good idea. whatever the recommended dosage is, give her a little extra.
-Dead fish under her mattress.
-replace her shampoo with chocolate syrup
-24/7 nude pillow fights
-If she has a car, buy some raw shrimp and put them in her air filter. Put the air filter back in the car and leave it be. It'll seep into the car and it will only get worse and worse over a week or two until she takes the car in. They'll find what's left of some rotten shrimp in her air filter, she'll be pissed and out some money replacing an air filter, and you will get revenge.
-when she's sleeping, put henna on her face
-If she's got her own minifridge unplug it.
-Take her blow dryer and fill it with baby powder... next time she uses it shes getting a very nice suprise.
-Put a wax crayon in the back pocket of a pair of her jeans. When it goes through the dryer it'll melt and ruin everything in that load.

no idea why I bothered copying those; there were more ideas, but they mostly involved trying to get her naked on camera