A funny story, that reminded me of someone here ;) Options

[sixfive]

I was stationed in Albany, Georgia for a year in 1996 and there were a few colleges around about a half hour a way, and there was a popular "strip" that everyone would drive and party and meet girls, etc on the weekend - mind you it was ALWAYS crowded.

There were 4-5 of us drunk as hell in the parking lot of a hotel one night when a car pulled up with 2 fairly attractive girls in it, a bit older than us. One of our guys went up, drunk off his ass and starting hitting on them and they clearly werent impressed, so they started slowly driving away.

For some treason this prompted him to get on his knees in this parking lot, right next to this strip, in a parking lot full of people "tailgating" and start screaming at the top of his lungs "ILL LICK YOUR @SSHOLE" over and over - to which the brake lights came on on the car and it began backing up towards us.

I went up to pull him back, figuring the girls were pissed and there was going to be trouble, but he broke free of me and ran to the car - which produced a hand with a piece of paper in it; the drivers phone number.

They were eventually married, had children and are still happily together to this day.

Im gonna be honest, I didnt see that coming.

[datass]

hahaha lol