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 May 20 2004, 08:59 PM
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A man walks into a supermarket and buys a tube of toothpaste, a six pack of cheap beer, a bag of tortilla chips and a frozen pizza. The girl at the register looks at him and says, "Single, huh?"
"Gee, how'd you guess?" asks the guy. She replies, "Because you're ugly." |
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Jun 26 2004, 04:19 PM
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TBoltzbabe Supermarket Joke May 20 2004, 08:59 PM
juliar Weird. Unexpected, weird, but still, good. May 20 2004, 09:04 PM [X]poised ohhh he got TOLD. it wasn't really hilariou... May 20 2004, 10:39 PM yummienoodles isnt there a girl version of this? where she buys ... May 20 2004, 11:18 PM faithin_felix short but i like short jokes, whoa, so unexpected.... May 21 2004, 12:08 AM TBoltzbabe QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 21 2004, 12:08 AM)s... May 21 2004, 07:09 PM faithin_felix QUOTE(TBoltzbabe @ May 21 2004, 7:09 PM)becau... May 22 2004, 04:03 PM GinaDaQueen lol... that was so out of left field lol... I like... May 29 2004, 10:43 AM TiNaBaBY074 aww how sad..i like it tho..LoL May 29 2004, 02:49 PM LatinaLady hell no that is mean of her lol May 29 2004, 07:42 PM islandkiss QUOTE(love[x)melissa,May 20 2004, 10:39 PM] o... Jun 14 2004, 07:58 PM conster haha thats mean but funny Jun 14 2004, 10:29 PM simplysweet259 that is mean! =P haha Jun 15 2004, 01:12 AM tainted_angel Not the outcome I'd expect. But still funny I ... Jun 15 2004, 10:43 PM dani41790 haha lol thas funni but very mean too Jun 16 2004, 12:14 AM immersion31 haha, thats pretty funny. insulting though. Jun 16 2004, 12:17 AM 01-supergirl HAHA. dams thats pretty funny. Jun 16 2004, 01:41 AM shawty_redd haha thats pretty funny but kinda mean Jun 17 2004, 07:59 AM blowpops69 mean yet funny....LoL
200th post Jul 21 2004, 01:41 PM hammerpike liked wat otha ppl said...mean but funny Jul 21 2004, 01:48 PM IIO__oII ...i was the girl at the register..
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POonSKi i thought it was mean.... Jul 23 2004, 11:13 PM |
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