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 Jun 22 2004, 03:57 PM
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 What the fack.  Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519  |
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter,
ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to drop off. Otherwise they were all going to fall. They were not able to choose that person, but then the woman made a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, and for men in general, without ever getting anything in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands... |
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Jun 26 2004, 03:39 PM
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I read that in the blonde jokes post, as well. Still it's very funny.
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tainted_angel touching speech Jun 22 2004, 03:57 PM
coolann22 o i kno this joke! its funnier tho! lol :D Jun 23 2004, 04:37 PM ryfitaDF this joke's already in the blonde jokes sectio... Jun 23 2004, 04:46 PM darkangel HAHAHA lmao. u just made my day lolz. Jun 23 2004, 06:37 PM IIO__oII hahhaha thats cute hahaahah Jun 23 2004, 11:03 PM kirbymuixo LoL...that's funny! Did the men forget the... Jun 24 2004, 12:23 AM 01-supergirl LOL. ive heard this somewhere before I think, lols... Jun 24 2004, 03:06 PM Mini HAHAHAHHAHHA that's funny. rofl. Jun 24 2004, 03:08 PM mai_z hehehe that's great! luv it! Jun 24 2004, 03:15 PM lemonlina Lmao, that's a niiice one! ^^ Jun 24 2004, 03:15 PM Winter Puahahaha just shows how dumb men are. Jun 25 2004, 08:44 PM Beyond Elite That's pretty funny.
Azn_pnoy_boi Jun 25 2004, 08:52 PM ji_cabinx that's great! Jun 26 2004, 03:37 PM islandkiss QUOTE(kirbymuixo @ Jun 24 2004, 12:23 AM)LoL.... Jul 4 2004, 09:20 PM Luster Soldier oh man, poor men got manipulated by the woman Jul 4 2004, 09:26 PM pm3k lol, now that's hilarious lol Jul 4 2004, 10:26 PM dani41790 hahaha lmao man thats funni Jul 4 2004, 11:40 PM i ami_am i think this was a dumb blond joke just edited Jul 4 2004, 11:46 PM xtremeliquid I got that one. Jul 5 2004, 02:07 AM LatinaLady SHE IS A VERY SMART WOMAN. props to her. ah so ama... Jul 5 2004, 02:25 AM pOOpii_h e a dxD heheheh theyre dumb lols LMAO Jul 5 2004, 09:54 AM aZn_hApPy05 i was all caught up on the speech and didnt get th... Jul 5 2004, 10:13 AM conster lmao that lady is smart! Jul 5 2004, 12:02 PM joanna0304 ha ha ha that's cool Jul 5 2004, 04:07 PM v@por haha...
that was mean
very..touching...
lol Jul 8 2004, 04:35 PM AznKutie LOL ....kool joke! Jul 11 2004, 12:07 AM xxcrazynutmeg wait so that means they all fell off? hehe... so s... Jul 11 2004, 12:59 AM
uLoVeMikeRoch yeah i said that one in the blonde jokes section Jul 11 2004, 08:52 AM |
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