A question for the guys |
A question for the guys |
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Newbie ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1 Joined: Oct 2008 Member No: 692,390 ![]() |
How do you guys honestly feel about inverted nipples?
If you were making out with a girl and went past 2nd base, and found out her nipples were inverted, how would you react? |
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![]() Vae Victis ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 1,416 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,227 ![]() |
I would immediately notify Homeland Security, because there would be reasonable suspicion that she's a mutant. But then I'd come to the senses of my perspicacious side as I realize that it's not what's on the outside that counts. Transient synth music would play as I'm enveloped in her doe-eyed gaze. I make a solemn promise to her that I won't let them take her away. Making due haste, I wrap her in a towel and place her in my front-mounted bike basket as we ride away on the 10-speed. The Feds are already at our doorstep, but nothing can stop us now. I pedal through the forest faster than the spiraling wind. Suddenly, we're soaring high over a steep embankment that would have been the end for us without the magic of companionship. Fly, freaky nipple girl! Fly to freedom!
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![]() What Up, Whats Hapening ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 360 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 554,698 ![]() |
I would immediately notify Homeland Security, because there would be reasonable suspicion that she's a mutant. But then I'd come to the senses of my perspicacious side as I realize that it's not what's on the outside that counts. Transient synth music would play as I'm enveloped in her doe-eyed gaze. I make a solemn promise to her that I won't let them take her away. Making due haste, I wrap her in a towel and place her in my front-mounted bike basket as we ride away on the 10-speed. The Feds are already at our doorstep, but nothing can stop us now. I pedal through the forest faster than the spiraling wind. Suddenly, we're soaring high over a steep embankment that would have been the end for us without the magic of companionship. Fly, freaky nipple girl! Fly to freedom! lmfao wow I'd really like to see your movie ![]() |
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