A question for the guys |
A question for the guys |
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Newbie ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1 Joined: Oct 2008 Member No: 692,390 ![]() |
How do you guys honestly feel about inverted nipples?
If you were making out with a girl and went past 2nd base, and found out her nipples were inverted, how would you react? |
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![]() Vae Victis ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 1,416 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,227 ![]() |
I would immediately notify Homeland Security, because there would be reasonable suspicion that she's a mutant. But then I'd come to the senses of my perspicacious side as I realize that it's not what's on the outside that counts. Transient synth music would play as I'm enveloped in her doe-eyed gaze. I make a solemn promise to her that I won't let them take her away. Making due haste, I wrap her in a towel and place her in my front-mounted bike basket as we ride away on the 10-speed. The Feds are already at our doorstep, but nothing can stop us now. I pedal through the forest faster than the spiraling wind. Suddenly, we're soaring high over a steep embankment that would have been the end for us without the magic of companionship. Fly, freaky nipple girl! Fly to freedom!
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