Scientists Find Gene That Makes You Good at Halo Also Makes You a Premature Ejaculator |
 Oct 9 2008, 02:47 AM
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After a study of 200 Dutch men, scientists found that those with a premature ejaculation problem all had a version of a gene that controls the release of serotonin. And, unfortunately for all of you awesome Call of Duty players out there, those affected seem to "have very quick reflexes. They may be excellent at playing tennis or computer games, for example." Oh, cruel fate!
Well, at least now you have an excuse, both for your lousy performance in the sack and your awesome performance on Xbox Live. The only problem is that now you can expect a whole new barrage of insults coming over your headset every time you take down an opponent. So what's this mean for you in the long run, my prematurely ejaculating, headshotting friend? Maybe a drug that'll let you last longer without buying those condoms with numbing juice in the tip. However, if you had the option of taking a pill that would make you a stallion in the sack but make you suck at video games, would you do it? Talk about your tough decisions. http://gizmodo.com/5060687/scientists-find...ture-ejaculator |
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Oct 9 2008, 10:51 AM
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Oh, I get it. This is a thread where all the guys from CB can come and post how terrible they are at Halo, in order to imply that they're really, really good at sex, so they can look totally manly on the Internet.
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Oct 9 2008, 11:10 AM
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QUOTE(mipadi @ Oct 9 2008, 09:51 AM)  Oh, I get it. This is a thread where all the guys from CB can come and post how terrible they are at Halo, in order to imply that they're really, really good at sex, so they can look totally manly on the Internet. Damn straight. Isn't that what threads like this are all about? Loosen up. |
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Oct 9 2008, 11:17 AM
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QUOTE(fameONE @ Oct 9 2008, 12:10 PM) Damn straight. Isn't that what threads like this are all about? Loosen up. 
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pessimist Scientists Find Gene That Makes You Good at Halo Also Makes You a Premature Ejaculator Oct 9 2008, 02:47 AM
cakedout no wonder im bad a halo Oct 9 2008, 03:03 AM Reidar Halo >>>>> sex.
Also, you can cont... Oct 9 2008, 03:35 AM fameONE Maybe this explains why I'm really bad at Halo... Oct 9 2008, 04:40 AM kryogenix Mang, I can play video games and have stamina at t... Oct 9 2008, 10:27 AM
kryogenix QUOTE(mipadi @ Oct 9 2008, 10:51 AM) Oh, ... Oct 9 2008, 11:07 AM
cakedout QUOTE(mipadi @ Oct 9 2008, 08:51 AM) Oh, ... Oct 9 2008, 02:34 PM superstitious I'm really good at Halo. I guess that means I... Oct 9 2008, 10:52 AM karmakiller QUOTE(superstitious @ Oct 9 2008, 10:52 A... Oct 9 2008, 06:54 PM kryogenix Kevin plays ping pong. Oct 9 2008, 02:37 PM cakedout yeah, i get 1st, 2nd, and 3rd Oct 9 2008, 02:54 PM kryogenix Lawl @ Olympics limiting the amount of teams China... Oct 9 2008, 03:03 PM Hedonism Are blacks/f*gs any good at it?
Not me. Oct 9 2008, 08:25 PM |
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