Friends Are Fighting., Here's the situation, what do you think? Options

[Tramatize]

Alright whats going on is that my friend, I will call him C is upset because my other friend, I will call him D, is upset because he doesn't hangout with him because he's with his girlfriend too much. C thinks that he should take a weekend away from his girlfriend. C is all "Bros Before Hoes" and he thinks D is ditching him for his girlfriend. D doesn't think he should because C has always ditched him for his girlfriends, but C was doing it for sex, and D is doing it for well love. And C is using the excuse "I don't want you to be like i was", and C is very self centered, its his way, or no way.

How do you think they could solve this, or get over it?
I am very tired of them pissing and moaning over each other.

[Reidar]

Tell them to man up and stop acting like five-year-olds. There are people around the world who have to face real problems, like the baby-launching catapults of Tajikistan. If he wants to spend his time playing ponies with girls, then let him. Who cares? He's not obligated to you.

And your friends' names are stupid, so they should legally change them to something beyond letters of the alphabet if they want an easier time in life. Maybe their parents were five when they had them, I don't know. You can refer them to me if you'd like because I have some great name ideas.