What the f**k was that. Options

[Gigi]

So, I quite possibly went to the shittiest dance ever last night.

We got there maybe 15 minutes after the dance started, and the whole dance floor consisted of girls. Ugly girls. Girls I wasn't even interested in introducing myself to. Girls that even lesbians would turn straight for. Girls that had buckteeth, frizzy hair, Birkenstocks and BACKPACKS.

So we sit it out for a bit until there were some more Y chromosomes present. When there were, the dance was as rowdy as an elementary school dance. Everything stood around in a little circle with their own friends and basically jumped up and down like retards. I had more fun at my f**king 8th grade mixer.

Random guys would try to join our circle of girls, but it was an EPIC FAIL. This one guy in a bear costume just stood next to us and basically planted his feet on the floor, moved his upper torso up and down and kept pawing his hands at the air. No expression on his face. Freaked me out considerably because the bear costume reminded me of the weird fellatio scene with the guys in costumes in The Shining.

What I realized at that dance is that, it's not nerdy Asian guys that put me off, rather, it's nerdy white guys that TOTALLY put me off. You know. The guys with shaggy hair, beards, vintage t-shirts and glasses and can't dance to save their lives. Something about them makes them ooze this awkwardness that is such a turn-off.

Not that nerdy Asian guys are off the hook. One of them, while dancing with my friend, took her by the wrist and started moving her arm up and down, like a f**king marionette/puppet. WHAT THE f**k ARE YOU DOING? Are you re-enacting Bye Bye Bye by N*Sync?

But what I thought was a lame, tame dance turned into something very creepy indeed. Some guy tried to hike up my shirt while dancing, but he kept trying to pull at my shorts, thinking that it was my shirt, presumably. Okay, so, if you're going to be a pervert, AT LEAST DO IT CORRECTLY. Lots of other groping happened, to me and my other friends. I said to myself many times:

"Stop it, don't touch me there, this is my personal square. R-A-P-E, Get your hands off of me!"

f**kin' perverts.

Last but not least, we had probably the worst DJ in existence. Hunched over his Mac laptop, he constantly would apologize with, "SORRY GUYS I SUCK!" Halfway through Disturbia (which was played at 3x the speed, so Rihanna sounded like a f**king chipmunk), the music would stop. We threw beer cans at him until he played the music again. What a f**king joke.

That was another essay, sorry.

Share your experiences at a bad party/dance.

[Tomates]

aw. Poor gigi. I could probably have a better dance party in my room than that.

Well it isnt a dance that ive been to YET.
Though apparently this year for my homecoming the rumors are that their going to have the lights on the whole time and that you have to be 8 inches away from slowdancing with your parter and if you caught making out or something they will kick you out of the dance.
I mean its really f**king ridiculous becase they charge the dances way more than they need to be which if they do, do those rules then its not even worth the fun and im just extremely dissapointed by that because this homecoming i will actually have a date and to be about 8 inches away is like an arms length.
Also they are going to have random breath tests to make sure you werent drinking before hand.

So i know student council might be doing something to reverse it and they better or else a lot of people will be mad

[berrypop90]

aw. Poor gigi. I could probably have a better dance party in my room than that.

Well it isnt a dance that ive been to YET.
Though apparently this year for my homecoming the rumors are that their going to have the lights on the whole time and that you have to be 8 inches away from slowdancing with your parter and if you caught making out or something they will kick you out of the dance.
I mean its really f**king ridiculous becase they charge the dances way more than they need to be which if they do, do those rules then its not even worth the fun and im just extremely dissapointed by that because this homecoming i will actually have a date and to be about 8 inches away is like an arms length.
Also they are going to have random breath tests to make sure you werent drinking before hand.

So i know student council might be doing something to reverse it and they better or else a lot of people will be mad

I'm sure that rule won't even be an issue once you get there. The teaches can't get to everyone(assuming there will be lots of people). At my proms, the teachers didn't give a shit what we did. I actually booty danced with a couple of my teachers lol! One hilarious happening at my senior prom was my teachers dancing to soulja boy. It was one of the greatest/scariest thing I have ever seen.

[espressive]

I'm sure that rule won't even be an issue once you get there. The teaches can't get to everyone(assuming there will be lots of people).

false. at my school, the teachers go INTO the crowd and pick people out that are grinding (which is pretty much everyone, so i really don't know how that works) & kick 'em out. we have a f**kin 'no grinding' rule. do you really expect people to follow that rule?

so when people didn't follow that rule, we couldn't play rap at our dances. it ended up being all techno music, which just made people grind faster so then our dances mostly have rock songs now...