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[Tung]

Dear Tung of 2 years ago,

________Why didn't you just do what you wanted to do, instead of obeying your parents. You wouldn't have been stuck here in Davis, and you could've gone to San Diego instead. Also, why didn't you ever give the long distance a try. Not even TRY. You gave up, and look where that's gotten you. You shouldn't have worried so much about what people thought of you that year, because look now. They don't even impact your life. You truly forgot who your real friends were, and were more worried about other people who didn't give a damn about you. You should've never took that Gap job. I mean, I think that was also another reason why you broke up with her, b/c you fell in lust with your co-worker. Shame on you.

Love Tung. 5-13-08

[Reidar]

Hey douche,

I would kick your ass, but I'd probably suffer the repercussions of the injuries in my present-form. The fact that I'm even communicating with you is proof that you're a loser. Time travel would have to exist, but instead of fast-forwarding to the point where you're a 300 lb. 2% bodyfat UFC fighter, you're content with resting on your laurels and staying wherever you are. God, are you still in Mr. Siebenthall's class? Don't draw a Hitler mustache on your face for your Holocaust presentation, for Christ's sake.

If you're not reading this, then my disparagement obviously doesn't apply to you, so disregard the above.

Oh, and just stop associating yourself with any friends you still have. You won't be needing them in the future.

-Your enemy,
Reidar