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funny metaphors used in highschool essays
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post Aug 23 2008, 03:45 PM
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i searched and couldnt find anything. but i have to feeling that i've seen this before. so do delete if its already on cb

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The-March-Hare
post Aug 23 2008, 07:19 PM
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22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.


HAH.

That actually made me laugh out loud.

I'm with Gigi, these would totally merit extra marks in my classroom.

I've often wished I could write in a more humerous, or more causal tone in essays... As long as the academic content was still present, what's wrong with writing something in a way which isn't coma inducing?
 
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post Aug 23 2008, 07:26 PM
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QUOTE(The-March-Hare @ Aug 23 2008, 05:19 PM) *
HAH.

That actually made me laugh out loud.

I'm with Gigi, these would totally merit extra marks in my classroom.

I've often wished I could write in a more humerous, or more causal tone in essays... As long as the academic content was still present, what's wrong with writing something in a way which isn't coma inducing?

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