funny metaphors used in highschool essays |
 Aug 23 2008, 03:45 PM
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 <joke> inside </joke>  Group: Official Member Posts: 2,283 Joined: Oct 2006 Member No: 470,590  |
i searched and couldnt find anything. but i have to feeling that i've seen this before. so do delete if its already on cb
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Aug 23 2008, 07:19 PM
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 James killed the radio star. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,095 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 589,855 |
QUOTE 22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something. HAH. That actually made me laugh out loud. I'm with Gigi, these would totally merit extra marks in my classroom. I've often wished I could write in a more humerous, or more causal tone in essays... As long as the academic content was still present, what's wrong with writing something in a way which isn't coma inducing? |
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SilentLaugh funny metaphors used in highschool essays Aug 23 2008, 03:45 PM
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I li... Aug 23 2008, 04:08 PM coconutter 16. John and Mary had never met. They were like tw... Aug 23 2008, 05:28 PM karmakiller I remember this. Someone posted a link simular to ... Aug 23 2008, 06:41 PM Gigi Some of these aren't half bad, like a commente... Aug 23 2008, 06:44 PM
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