All i wanted was a Pepsi., Just one pepsi. Options

[fredatemespleen]

So i just got finished with a longggggggg discussion with my parents cause now they think im on drugs.
im not really sure why they think i am.
-___-

anyways, anybody have any good stories about people accusing them of being on drugs or stuff thats happens while you were?

[fameONE]

I went through this long drought without having sex. My parents were under the impression, based on pictures, that I slept with every female that I made eye contact with. For about 4 months, I tried to convince them otherwise. Well, once I finally got back to the states, my mother finds a box of condoms in my room and my ex girlfriend's bra and panties next to my bed. We washed my dad's car and she got soaked, so I gave her some basketball shorts and a t-shirt to wear. My mother didn't buy it. Now that I'm in Tampa, waiting on a flight to Iraq, I've been soullessly having as much sex as humanly possible, and despite my sister showing my mother my latest Facebook album, my parents haven't asked any questions. Go figure.