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[KryMeARiver]

the great kryo is wise beyond his years and will answer your queries on a first come, first served basis, unless your question is retarded

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[demolished]

What are your dream, future, and expectations? At the same time, what are your fears that could possibly hold you back, kyro?

I'm afraid of living a boring life after college. i don't think i want to last 50 more years while ... working, paying the bills, work again, meet people, stressing out ...

I'm also worry about living between financial and happiness.

[KryMeARiver]

What are your dream, future, and expectations? At the same time, what are your fears that could possibly hold you back, kyro?

I'm afraid of living a boring life after college. i don't think i want to last 50 more years while ... working, paying the bills, work again, meet people, stressing out ...

I'm also worry about living between financial and happiness.

Well, after graduating college, I'm going to become a super hero. I'm going to throw those free AOL discs at evildoers because 1) They hurt if you throw them like a ninja star 2) They're abundant and free. When I retire from that, I'm going to make a modest living by raising sea urchins a few miles under the earth's crust.

Your future sounds pretty boring, to be honest.

WHY ARE YOU AWAKE AT 5:51 AM?

I'm a time traveler.

Where do I do my doctorate in Horribbleness?

When they start manufacturing them again.

Why are my thighs sexy?

They remind you of me.

why

Because.

What is the formula for a pressure of a black hole with a duck in it?

p=Fduck / 0

[firechild]

Well, after graduating college, I'm going to become a super hero. I'm going to throw those free AOL discs at evildoers because 1) They hurt if you throw them like a ninja star 2) They're abundant and free. When I retire from that, I'm going to make a modest living by raising sea urchins a few miles under the earth's crust.

Your future sounds pretty boring, to be honest.
I'm a time traveler.
When they start manufacturing them again.
They remind you of me.
Because.
p=Fduck / 0

you can't divide anything by 0~

[KryMeARiver]

you can't divide anything by 0~

Whatever, whatever, I do what I want.

There are two gay men in an alley, if one were to whip out a brown dragon. How many lesbians would there be total?

Depends. Are they down with the Grumpkins?

who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

No one can live in a pineapple at the bottom of the ocean! I mean, even if you were somehow able to breathe down there, how would you get yourself small enough to fit inside the pineapple?

Where do you kids get these crazy ideas, cartoons?

[fagget]

No one can live in a pineapple at the bottom of the ocean! I mean, even if you were somehow able to breathe down there, how would you get yourself small enough to fit inside the pineapple?

Where do you kids get these crazy ideas, cartoons?

Are you telling me you've never encountered a talking sponge?

[KryMeARiver]

Are you telling me you've never encountered a talking sponge?

There's this wrinkly old lady that sweats a lot and doesn't stop talking to me, but I don't think they are the same thing.

Kyro do you know where my Victoria Secrets perfume is?

My friend said that I'm too curvy to become a Victoria's Secret model too. Should I still go up for it or not?

This is like going to someone with a magic ball .

I'll let it slide for now, but you've got my name wrong.

Need pics for verification. Or, on a scale of 1 to elephant, how fat are you?

Someone said they saw you at a gay strip club, waving dollar bills to some fat black dude, and you were sober. Could you please explain that?

Hmmm, I guess my good twin got out of the attic again (I'm the evil one, but I was able to escape and I swapped places. Parents never found out, so don't tell them.)