Log In · Register

 
HELP!!! QUICK!! I DUNNO WHAT TO DO!!
TangyBang
post Jul 29 2008, 03:02 AM
Post #1


Senior Member
***

Group: Member
Posts: 88
Joined: Oct 2007
Member No: 579,987



ok this is what happening,

my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help

see, i volunteer on my sister's softball team (im 22 the girls are 15)

and whatever, i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have a lot in common, and sometimes i help her with homework. i helped her with her english essay and she still got a D... this is because her teacher is a prick... anywayz

so she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex

"no no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry, i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes."

So then I gave her Diddy Kong Racing and Ken Griffy Jr. Baseball and we went up to my room. she is a bit confused and scared.

then i think to myself- yo i need lube, right? cuz i heard other people saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit in properly.

ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity, so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold and it wont melt, so i microwaved it for 8 minutes and i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, and now shes saying i burned it.

i dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guys are really smart please help me.

any idea how to shut her up? should i give her another n64 game?
 
 
Start new topic
Replies
Tung
post Jul 29 2008, 05:20 PM
Post #2


٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶
********

Group: Staff Alumni
Posts: 14,309
Joined: Nov 2004
Member No: 65,593



My topic > than this.

http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...t=0&start=0
 

Posts in this topic
TangyBang   HELP!!! QUICK!! I DUNNO WHAT TO DO!!   Jul 29 2008, 03:02 AM
XTC   Gray rape. Also, N64 sucks, get a Playstation. ...   Jul 29 2008, 03:10 AM
Sandraaa   LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...   Jul 29 2008, 03:46 AM
PrIncEoFSeXaPpeAL   shiet lyke diz laamee n needaa closee... u ginnaa...   Jul 29 2008, 08:14 AM
xstarstruckk   AHAHAHA! LMFAOOOO YOU DONT PUT BUTTER IN THE ...   Jul 29 2008, 10:35 AM
Joannnnnne   RE: HELP!!! QUICK!! I DUNNO WHAT TO DO!!   Jul 29 2008, 04:42 PM
moninja   QUOTE(Joannnnnne @ Jul 29 2008, 02:42 PM)...   Jul 29 2008, 04:47 PM
aaayotiffany   QUOTE(Joannnnnne @ Jul 29 2008, 05:42 PM)...   Jul 29 2008, 05:01 PM
manny-the-dino   Wow.. 1. You're 22, she's 15. I see a pro...   Jul 29 2008, 04:48 PM
moninja   oh and wtfQUOTE(TangyBang @ Jul 29 2008, 01...   Jul 29 2008, 04:56 PM
Joannnnnne   I'm just going to hope this was a very very sa...   Jul 29 2008, 04:57 PM
coconutter   Give her mario kart!   Jul 29 2008, 04:59 PM
Tungster   My topic > than this. http://www.createblog.c...   Jul 29 2008, 05:20 PM
Joannnnnne   ^ I remember that... I was like WTF?!?!?...   Jul 29 2008, 05:22 PM
AsH-lYnn   what the hell... Your 22 years old...hookin' ...   Jul 29 2008, 05:47 PM
karmakiller   This is joke, right? Damn, butter is greasy. It...   Jul 29 2008, 07:16 PM
xstarstruckk   you should be a comedian.   Jul 29 2008, 07:51 PM
TheFegNut   Windex!   Jul 29 2008, 08:26 PM
xSyncx   just when i thought i've seen enought stupidit...   Jul 29 2008, 08:57 PM
Butterflyphoenix   LOL!! microwaving butter???? DAAAAAAAM...   Jul 29 2008, 10:10 PM
karmakiller   ^ Well, waiting for it to get soft might've ma...   Jul 29 2008, 11:16 PM
xstarstruckk   QUOTE(karmakiller @ Jul 30 2008, 12:16 AM...   Jul 29 2008, 11:24 PM
Edwinbarkhordarian   Ive heard this joke a million times over..hardy ha...   Jul 29 2008, 11:19 PM
Fist   you look terrifying ... you probably forced her.   Jul 30 2008, 01:51 AM
Elba   lmfao! my girlfriend would never go for having...   Jul 30 2008, 02:05 AM
PrIncEoFSeXaPpeAL   wat funni.. alll u ppll takk dizz duu cereeaall w...   Jul 30 2008, 06:53 AM
Vyrrei   I've seen this before. You guys are dumb.   Jul 30 2008, 07:58 PM
Squishii   4 words... YOUR IN BIG SHIT ! ha ha to you ...   Oct 6 2008, 04:47 AM
ninjaBeenly   Dude, maybe if you gave her Super Smash 64, she co...   Oct 6 2008, 06:02 AM
james9   Ooh my GOD you burned her you were going to have s...   Oct 9 2008, 06:39 PM
shannlovin   dude, your scarying the girl!   Oct 11 2008, 04:19 PM


Reply to this topicStart new topic
1 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
0 Members: