Birds and the bees, son, we need to talk |
 Jun 26 2005, 04:59 PM
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 L!ckitySplit  Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329  |
ever had the birds and the bees talk with ur parents?
birds and the bees=sex talk er masterbating er anything sexually i have and it was a bad experience, i was in my room watching MTV and my pubes started to itch, sooo i scratched them. so while i was scratching :scratch: :scratch: :scratch: my mom walks in my room.  mom: Evan,Take out the-  me:  mom: Leon! i think u need to talk to ur son!:my mom yells to my dad down stairs: Dad: what!? Me: what! NO MOM! i was-mom:ssh ur dad will talk to u about it  me: omg omg omg Dad: what are u talkin about!? Mom: u know! Dad:oh! Evan! (i walk down the stairs) me:  yes dad?dad: Evan u see this ( my dad was watchin My wife and Kids the episode where jr. learned about jerking off) dad: u know what he is doing in the bathroom? me: something....bad?  dad: he is discovering himself Evan, he's learning something. me:oh dad: now u are discovering urself, sometimes u wont be able to control your urges, and i can give u advice on how to control them. me: okay i understand, and i walked away. :practically ran:that was probably one of the most embarrising,uncomfortable moments in my life. i still am mad at my mom about that. 
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Jul 28 2008, 02:57 AM
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 I ALMOST got the talk yesterday... me:*Sitting down on the couch by my Mom* sis:*Playing sims* *A sim being birth* me:*bored out of my head just wathing my sis's game and a bit of TV*  sis:You souldn't be looking @ these things.  mom:I think its about time to have "the talk" about the "Birds and the Bees" me:Huh? Birds and the Bees? What? sis:Mom I think its about time you told him about "The talk" me:*Tring to say* HOLD ON THE TALK!  mom:Trying to say as much as she can as fast as she can about the bb's me:*RUNNING FOR MY LIFE* |
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L!ckitySplit Birds and the bees Jun 26 2005, 04:59 PM
leifiram QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Jun 26 2005, 4:59 PM... Jun 26 2005, 05:01 PM x____duckii Oh, wow. I'm sorry. That must've been emba... Jun 26 2005, 05:01 PM L!ckitySplit ^ the sex talk with ur parents duh Jun 26 2005, 05:02 PM
x____duckii QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Jun 26 2005, 6:02 PM... Jun 26 2005, 05:53 PM ocpimple No, they never talked to me about it.
I guess they... Jun 26 2005, 05:03 PM Miss Criss No. My parents never did it. I honestly don't ... Jun 26 2005, 05:05 PM SilentLaugh QUOTE(Miss Criss @ Jun 26 2005, 06:05 PM)... Mar 15 2008, 09:01 PM Janolam Yeah. Why is it even called the birds and the bees... Jun 26 2005, 05:33 PM one_and_only yea my mom took me on this lil weekend vacation an... Aug 17 2006, 08:00 PM xcaitlinx there are a lot of topics on this already. use the... Jun 26 2005, 05:40 PM Paradox of Life QUOTE(caytexo @ Jun 26 2005, 4:40 PM)there ar... Jun 26 2005, 05:59 PM L!ckitySplit QUOTE(AkaRyux @ Jun 26 2005, 6:59 PM)Yeah, bu... Jun 26 2005, 06:24 PM L!ckitySplit sry wasnt tryin to give attitude that was the play... Jun 26 2005, 05:57 PM jooleeah There are many topics on this =/
My parents never... Jun 26 2005, 05:59 PM x____duckii ^x3 Oh, it's okay. I thought that you were sin... Jun 26 2005, 05:59 PM lolita kitty one time when i was 12, we were driving home from ... Jun 26 2005, 07:06 PM sp3nca never had it. some are fast learners :] and dont n... Jun 26 2005, 07:12 PM doork QUOTE(sp3nca @ Jun 26 2005, 7:12 PM) neve... Aug 30 2006, 07:41 PM CrazayChristian I know this was a problem*snork* and you seemed to... Jun 26 2005, 07:28 PM L!ckitySplit lol stop laughing at me Jun 26 2005, 07:39 PM CrazayChristian It's a compliment . I have embraced your life ... Jun 26 2005, 07:43 PM L!ckitySplit glad to have affected ur life in a positive manner... Jun 26 2005, 07:58 PM CrazayChristian She prolly did never know.
Imagine you doing t... Jun 26 2005, 07:59 PM lilliannnn HAHA! Yeah, I get it all the time. Everytime I... Jun 26 2005, 08:01 PM dreamerOi nope never got the talk. i think i gave my parents... Jun 26 2005, 08:21 PM xbr0kensmil3 my parents never gave me this talk. i had to find ... Jun 26 2005, 08:24 PM iNyCxShoRT Oh man, that must suck. I hate it when parents don... Jun 26 2005, 08:26 PM helllla jankyyyy Hahahahha. That's funny =X Jun 26 2005, 08:31 PM stephinika hahaha oh man...that sucks. lol but yeah i had tha... Jun 26 2005, 08:33 PM jeSs1cA i never got it from the parents.. i got it from th... Jun 26 2005, 08:36 PM angel-roh ROFL THAT'S SO FUNNY!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... Jun 27 2005, 05:39 PM ROARxD they dont talk about sexual stuff. but they talk a... Jun 27 2005, 07:39 PM william erm, that was an interesting story. thank god noth... Jun 27 2005, 09:35 PM sk8ter4life750 Haha I feel almost sorry for you. :-P Jun 27 2005, 10:14 PM TwistMe My parents never gave me that talk. (Thank goodnes... Jun 27 2005, 10:21 PM freshxsmiles ehh. how gay, don't you parents knock on the d... Jun 27 2005, 10:26 PM xnofearx Wow, very interesting, a pretty bad experience I s... Jun 27 2005, 10:30 PM WhiteLotus* My Mom just told me what sex was. I never learned ... Jun 27 2005, 11:19 PM toodlepops. I hate that talk when i was like, 10.
That was we... Jun 28 2005, 01:46 AM EAST0AKLAND9800 I've never had 'the talk' before. Jun 28 2005, 05:12 AM yycleo Oww. I'm sorry to hear that. That must be very... Jun 28 2005, 06:09 AM Ballpointpencil My mom gave me the talk when I was in pre-school. ... Jun 28 2005, 07:04 AM mai_z ooh dear. Yea my parents have never given me ... Jun 28 2005, 12:38 PM JlIaTMK Hrm, no.
My parents are too jesterly to talk abou... Jun 28 2005, 03:00 PM xsweetxcandyx mine just say
boys are bad and talking to them wil... Jun 28 2005, 03:28 PM Spiritual Winged Aura Parents are bitch
They're stubborn
They think ... Jun 28 2005, 03:42 PM [Scr3amin][Horror] Poor yoh
Mai parent ever gav mee tht alk b4 luc... Jun 28 2005, 05:53 PM eli5e ...hahah .. nice
thats ..yeah ..embarassing for y... Jun 28 2005, 07:55 PM oX_Muh_Nirvana_Xo my parents just know I know. hahahaha Aug 3 2006, 12:34 PM n_Oodles lol..your story made me laugh. Aug 13 2006, 10:34 PM dinoooRAWR never had it the talk yet =P Aug 17 2006, 11:43 PM This Confession Haha, no.
I just kind of figure it out on my own,... Aug 20 2006, 09:33 AM xlilaznchickx wow..haha funny ...my parents never gave me that ... Aug 23 2006, 11:23 PM gles_so_def My parents never gave me that talk. I just figured... Aug 29 2006, 10:34 PM xxbrokenxx. lol wow, ok hmm that would be so like embarrasing ... Aug 30 2006, 07:09 PM femme_fatale4160 My dad gave me the talk, which would have been bad... Aug 30 2006, 07:15 PM xxbrokenxx. QUOTE(femme_fatale4160 @ Aug 30 2006, 5:1... Aug 30 2006, 07:31 PM LoveToMySilas I just felt I had to bump this topic because some ... Mar 13 2008, 07:34 PM Reidar I remember one day I was at Grandpa's farm and... Mar 13 2008, 07:38 PM agiri QUOTE(Reidar @ Mar 13 2008, 04:38 PM) I r... Mar 13 2008, 07:39 PM shalalalasusan hahahahaha. My parents gave my elementary school ... Mar 15 2008, 08:55 PM chocokissez Lolol.
i dont need it i have perverted friends and... Mar 15 2008, 09:27 PM austinoutloud Can someone please enlighten me with why, exactly ... Mar 15 2008, 10:08 PM maggiemayyy QUOTE(austinoutloud @ Mar 15 2008, 08:08 ... Mar 15 2008, 11:52 PM yrrnotelekktric QUOTE(austinoutloud @ Mar 15 2008, 08:08 ... Mar 18 2008, 07:17 PM fosheezy hahaha.
that's a funny story,
& i've n... Mar 17 2008, 01:48 AM LoveToMySilas My science teacher told me people like to have sex... Mar 18 2008, 07:03 PM danceeNAKED um, i never got the talk but i was asked at least ... Mar 18 2008, 07:07 PM maggiemayyy oh yeah, it was:
"Birds do it, bees do it
Eve... Mar 18 2008, 10:56 PM AsH-lYnn haven't had the "Talk" don't thi... Jul 28 2008, 06:53 PM nikx618 LMFAO. that is embarrassing as hell. ouch. haha. ... Jul 28 2008, 06:56 PM |
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