SECRET, JAY CHOU Options

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FAVORiTE JAY CHOU MOViE..?
HiS BEST MOViE..?
HiS WORST..?
SiNGER? ACTOR?

ANYONE SEEN iT..?

HOW BOUT KUNG FU DUNK?

[Joanne]

I haven't watched Secret, but from what my sister and friends tell me, he's pretty freaking lame. I mean, there's a piece you play on the piano that brings you back in time, and the first person who sees you is the only person who can see you? Bullshit.

And I'm sorry, but Kung Fu Dunk was shit. Here's my full review:

Horrible. Dreadful. I can't even believe all of Flixster gave it 3 stars.

This has got to be the worst movie I have ever seen. The story was all over the place! Random facts kept popping up suddenly out of nowhere (and had no relevance to the rest of the movie), like: What? How the hell did the guy suddenly freeze to death? What? That guy had a girlfriend who died? What? That girl liked him? What? He had that necklace on all along? What THE HELL?! And okay, I'm sure most people watched this movie either because it's like Shaolin Soccer which got some pretty good reviews, or because Jay Chou's in it... but come on! Chou only used two of his limited expressions in this movie: cocky and confused.
... and the two looks were pretty much indistinguishable.

Jay Chou, stick to music.

(I started watching this movie for entertainment purposes, hoping to get a few good laughs... but no. I was just pissed off.)