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Pinocchio talks to Gepetto
Tung
post Jun 20 2008, 08:18 PM
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Daddy my dick is all jagged and crooked so I have no success with girls.

Dad: You know, my son, I didn’t care too much about that detail, but that should not be a problem. Go to the shop, take a sandpaper and fix it.


An hour later....


Dad: Well, did you resolve the problem with the girls?

Pinocchio: Daddy, since I got the sandpaper who needs the girls anymore.
 
 
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Tomates
post Jul 12 2008, 12:29 AM
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lol XD
 

Posts in this topic
Tungster   Pinocchio talks to Gepetto   Jun 20 2008, 08:18 PM
doiink   >_> moved to humor   Jun 20 2008, 08:20 PM
TriniKing22   lmfao   Jun 20 2008, 08:26 PM
absinthe   RE: Pinocchio talks to Gepetto   Jun 20 2008, 09:04 PM
rockguy   lmao   Jul 10 2008, 02:47 PM
babygirl10   RE: Pinocchio talks to Gepetto   Jul 12 2008, 12:28 AM
Tomates   lol XD   Jul 12 2008, 12:29 AM
whoahitznikki   i dont get it :(   Jul 12 2008, 01:09 AM
babygirl10   QUOTE(whoahitznikki @ Jul 12 2008, 02:09 ...   Jul 12 2008, 11:35 PM
Butterflyphoenix   RE: Pinocchio talks to Gepetto   Jul 12 2008, 11:18 PM
PINAYSTER   hahahahhha!!!! niiiice   Jul 23 2008, 11:33 AM
kyarii   rofl x'D !   Jul 27 2008, 05:30 PM
Joss-eh-lime   eh...   Aug 28 2008, 12:51 AM
freeridefight   ha the sad thing is, if he does it too much he...   Sep 7 2008, 02:55 PM


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