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CRITICIZE MOVIES !, what movies are good? &which suck?
nikx618
post Jul 10 2008, 11:49 PM
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Which movies have you guys watched that you want to critique?

mine:

wanted ; greatest movie EVER!
iron man ; was pretty good[:
love guru ; was kinda stupid, but stupid funny, you know?
kung fu panda ; haha, was actually pretty funny.
strangers ; not scary, pretty dumb, but hey it was scary in he theatre[x
&you guys try!


 
 
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Joanne
post Jul 11 2008, 01:15 AM
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The last ten movies I watched (I just copied and pasted the reviews I wrote on Flixster... some are pretty old...):

The Other Boleyn Girl 3.5 stars

Anywhere But Here 3.5 stars
This movie was a bit boring at times, but it was overall pretty good! Susan Sarandon and Natalie Portman gave great performances.
The weird thing is that I always thought Ann and Benny would hook up. They had so much sexual tension, it was creepy.

Transformers 4 stars
Badass is an understatement. It would've been better if they cut down on the cheesiness and random change in music, though.

WALL-E 5 stars
Amazing. This movie had everything - adventure, action, comedy, romance...!! I can't even think of anything bad to say.

Camp Rock 2 stars
I don't know why Disney kept promoting this movie. It's a crappier version of High School Musical with some even worse acting. Thank God nobody kissed, though. I think I would have vomited in my mouth. There were about two good songs in it though...
It really saddens me, seeing Alyson Stoner in Disney shows/movies. She was/is an amazing dancer and had such a bright future. Should have stuck with Missy Elliott!
And it really bugs me when Disney movies have people acting completely stupid for comedic effect... especially if they're really bad at it - and Kevin Jonas was definitely bad at it. Actually, all of them were bad, but out of the three Jonas', I think Nick was probably the best.
... and Joe's pants were on WAY too tight.

Jumper 3 stars
THIS MOVIE MADE NO SENSE AT ALL! They didn't explain anything and the story was just all over the place. During almost the entire movie, I was asking "How did that happen?" "When will they tells us how they did that?" "Why aren't they addressing the real issue here?" "WTF ARE YOU?!"
Hayden Christensen was quite good-looking in this movie, though. And Jamie Bell's accent... yum.

My Best Friend's Wedding 4 stars
That part on the boat when Michael sings their song... that was beautiful.

Step Up 2: The Streets 3 stars
I watched this movie for ABDC cast members. =D
I didn't think the acting could get any worse than the first one... but they really proved me wrong! But despite the dreadful acting, the dancing was much MUCH better. The last one, especially! (I would've done without the dramatic rain, though... but it really did help exaggerate the stomping) It did help that they had real dancers, though.
Plot- and acting-wise, I give this movie a 2. The dances deserve a 4.

Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy 4 stars

White Chicks 3 stars
Funny, but the fake Wilsons' faces were SO disturbing!
 
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post Jul 11 2008, 01:32 AM
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QUOTE(Joannnnnne @ Jul 10 2008, 11:15 PM) *
White Chicks 3 stars
Funny, but the fake Wilsons' faces were SO disturbing!





i will have to say that white chicks deserves WAAY
more[x

i LOVED that movie. ahah
 

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nikx618   CRITICIZE MOVIES !   Jul 10 2008, 11:49 PM
Insurmountable   Wanted was a good movie? Are you f**king kidding m...   Jul 11 2008, 12:41 AM
Tomates   hmm movies i have seen this year Hancock: good. R...   Jul 11 2008, 12:45 AM
nikx618   QUOTE(Insurmountable @ Jul 10 2008, 10:41...   Jul 11 2008, 01:05 AM
Joannnnnne   The last ten movies I watched (I just copied and p...   Jul 11 2008, 01:15 AM
nikx618   QUOTE(Joannnnnne @ Jul 10 2008, 11:15 PM)...   Jul 11 2008, 01:32 AM
Tungster   QUOTE(Joannnnnne @ Jul 10 2008, 11:15 PM)...   Jul 11 2008, 01:34 AM
fredatemespleen   I think The Happening was really good. I pretty mu...   Jul 11 2008, 01:29 AM
Joannnnnne   ... why? There wouldn't be anything anyway.   Jul 11 2008, 01:35 AM
Tungster   Lol, you know what Joanne. You totally remind me o...   Jul 11 2008, 01:54 AM
Joannnnnne   I will take that as a compliment, seeing as how pr...   Jul 11 2008, 01:55 AM
nikx618   wow, i see how some members are famous. that you a...   Jul 11 2008, 01:58 AM
Gigi   Dwiddles? Really?   Jul 11 2008, 01:59 AM
Tungster   Damn Gigi wants in on this "dwiddle tung...   Jul 11 2008, 02:01 AM
Gigi   Joanne only learns from the best.   Jul 11 2008, 02:03 AM
Joannnnnne   ^ Mhm. This really is a first though. I can never...   Jul 11 2008, 02:04 AM
Gigi   Joanne is super weak IRL and would probably rather...   Jul 11 2008, 02:12 AM
Joannnnnne   *cue evil laughter*   Jul 11 2008, 02:12 AM
Tungster   you two are scaring me..   Jul 11 2008, 02:14 AM
Gigi   Sometimes we do that.   Jul 11 2008, 03:16 AM
SilentLaugh   yea, wanted was a waste of money   Jul 11 2008, 08:17 AM
Tomates   I really want to see Wall-E. Heard it was cute. Ma...   Jul 11 2008, 09:30 AM
nikx618   how do people not like wanted? it was the best mov...   Jul 17 2008, 12:42 PM
NoSex   QUOTE(nikx618 @ Jul 17 2008, 12:42 PM) ho...   Jul 17 2008, 01:10 PM
nikx618   QUOTE(NoSex @ Jul 17 2008, 11:10 AM) Hype...   Jul 17 2008, 01:23 PM
------------NiEMKHA   HANCOCK_VERY GOOD GET SMART_GOOD ZOHAN_RETARDED   Jul 17 2008, 01:29 PM
nikx618   ^zohan was retarded, but that's why i found it...   Jul 17 2008, 01:30 PM
------------NiEMKHA   iT WAS TOTALLY LAME.. BUT SO MANY PEPO WANTED TO ...   Jul 17 2008, 01:33 PM
nikx618   my friend said she liked a lot. but idk if thats r...   Jul 17 2008, 01:34 PM
------------NiEMKHA   i LiKE MOST MOViES.. JUS NOT SCARY..   Jul 17 2008, 01:57 PM
nikx618   ^i love scary movies! but most scary movies ar...   Jul 17 2008, 02:03 PM
Joannnnnne   Penelope 4 stars Hilarious!!! And I lo...   Jul 17 2008, 02:40 PM
JokeInsideJoke   The Journey To The Center Of The Earth - worst thi...   Jul 17 2008, 08:12 PM
PINAYSTER   SIGNAL: was the most suckiest movie in the world...   Jul 22 2008, 12:07 PM


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