Goodnight from TAIWAN Options

[salcha4u]

It's 1AM here.

Wait but before I go, I need you to read this exerpt of an email I sent my friend earlier:

So for a couple nights, I stayed at my super rich uncle's house in the hills and all the insects there are like SUPERSIZED. In fact, I got bitten by a GIANT centipede the first day. I was sitting in his home theater watching a movie and the blanket I was covered with happened to have A GIANT CENTIPEDE IN IT. I didn't know it at first, so when I felt the bite, I thought it was a wood splinter from the floor. After I got it treated, I went back inside to finish the movie, and I felt something prickly move up my leg.....
Yeah, apparently they have toxins but not enough to kill you. My whole foot was numb and swollen the entire night. Nasty.
After that we went on the boring mountain trip, stayed in nice hotels for a week blah blah blah, went back to live in the scary insect house. HOLY ASOISFJASOIFJ GIANT SPIDERS THE SIZE OF YOUR PALM. I went up to the 3rd floor to get water and I saw A GIANT SPIDER ON THE STEPS. My sister and I tried killing it at like 2AM and woke up my mom....so the 3 of us were going after it. Things a monster...and crawls a lot faster/stronger than you think. Even after we smooshed it with a slipper, you could still see some of its legs moving...ick ycucaskfjas jfaosifjoasi. And so many freaking cockroaches. AUUUUUGH. I have pictures.


It didn't come down for a while, so I just stood there taking pictures of it.

Centipede lookalike:

Cept...bigger




Goodnight.

[salcha4u]

But Taiwan got pissed at the Chinese cause they left their nasty cigarettes everywhere.


smh @ China