A Prayer for Createblog Chat Options

[Simba]

http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...=135996&hl=

In language arts, I had to memorize a poem titled "A Prayer for the Twenty-First Century" and recite it to the class.
The Creablog chat and I created our own version of the poem.

Dearly beloved Ju-Sun Lee,
We gather here to say a prayer
For the members of the Createblog Chat.

*Worship*
*Chant*

First of all,
May the n00bs stOp tYpiNg Lyk3 dIs,
And stop asking us for MySpace layouts.

May Yen find her purity,
May Tina close her wide mouth,
Along with her wide eyes.
May Rik find out if Shelby (Slammin Shelby) is tight,
May Shelby be tight,
And prove that Yen is an online predator.

May Seon Ho lick Shelby,
And find Nga in his bed.
May Nick bring enough condoms when he meets Shelby,
And may Nick's knife remain in the holder when he finds Seon Ho licking Shelby.
We mean sheath.
May Monica rejoin Createblog Chat abd tge ub.

May Christine get fresh air,
May Melissa stop being so curious,
And also be allowed to float like a ghost.
May Naomi continue being the best out there,
May Jose not get mad at us for including him in this prayer,
And the bullet remain in his gun.

May Steven one day own all of Createblog,
May Robbi one day get AIM,
To chat with us and not feel left out.
May Andie find her penis once again,
May Eddie master the Jedi arts,
Becoming the most powerful Jedi in the galaxy.

May Joe deflower at least one Korean and one Chinese girl of his dreams,
May Julia think of a prayer for herself (Under construction),
While catching every mistake in this poem.
May KC admit that he is Asian and not Black.
May we respect Arjuna for dying for our sins,
And may Createblog be one big orgy!

Man wtf were we thinkin'. >_>;;

Help me create an updated version, cBuddies. It doesn't even have to be limited to cBC regulars, just throw some lines up.

[Simba]

Ha ha, I dunno, I thought you said you went to sleep a while ago. 'Cuz I was all alone in cB chat. ;[