Laying down the rules... Options

[Melissa]

So my boyfriend and I have a pretty loving relationship. At the same time, we've laid down some ground rules. These rules aren't meant to be restrictive... just meant to make our relationship last forever!

Rule 1: No girls (for him).
- Rule 1.2: No thinking about girls.
- Rule 1.3: No talking to girls.
- Rule 1.4: No looking at girls.

Rule 2: No boys (for him).
- Rule 2.2: No going out with the guys.
- Rule 2.3: No playing sports with the guys.
- Rule 2.4: No boy's night.
- Rule 2.5: No talking to guys (because that leads to nasty sex thoughts which lead to girl thoughts which goes against rule 1)

Rule 3: No going out (for him).
- Rule 3.2: No going out for groceries
- Rule 3.3: No going out partying/clubbing/bars/etc.
- Rule 3.4: No going outside, period.

Rule 4: No talking to his mother (for him).

Rule 5: No porn (for him).

So I feel that these rules are wayy reasonable, am I right or am I right?

So the other day, he went out to see his family (rule 3), in the process, seeing his mother (rule 4), playing ball with his brothers (rule 2), which probably led to talking about females (rule 1), and he was most likely exposed to his father's stash of porn (rule 5).

So I thought I would hurt him and had sex with my professor.

That should teach that motherf**ker a lesson.

[thatonegirl143]

honestly..i think youre crazy! what if the rules was flipped -n- it was like that with YOU. you couldnt go out or talk to yer dad or talk to yer girls or whatever..thats SO rediculous to me! how old are you?? then you go -n- sleep with yer professor to justify it?? how ya gonna put down all these rules, then cheat on yer man?? immature..im tellin you..

..but at the same time..i couldnt tell if you were bein real or youre just tryna get some laughs cos shoooot..like i said..if its real..yer crazy! if its fake..heLLa funnie! LoL.

[fagget]

honestly..i think youre crazy! what if the rules was flipped -n- it was like that with YOU. you couldnt go out or talk to yer dad or talk to yer girls or whatever..thats SO rediculous to me! how old are you?? then you go -n- sleep with yer professor to justify it?? how ya gonna put down all these rules, then cheat on yer man?? immature..im tellin you..

..but at the same time..i couldnt tell if you were bein real or youre just tryna get some laughs cos shoooot..like i said..if its real..yer crazy! if its fake..heLLa funnie! LoL.

I seriously want to punch you in your vagina until my fist comes out of your mouth.

Nothing violent, though.