Laying down the rules... Options

[Melissa]

So my boyfriend and I have a pretty loving relationship. At the same time, we've laid down some ground rules. These rules aren't meant to be restrictive... just meant to make our relationship last forever!

Rule 1: No girls (for him).
- Rule 1.2: No thinking about girls.
- Rule 1.3: No talking to girls.
- Rule 1.4: No looking at girls.

Rule 2: No boys (for him).
- Rule 2.2: No going out with the guys.
- Rule 2.3: No playing sports with the guys.
- Rule 2.4: No boy's night.
- Rule 2.5: No talking to guys (because that leads to nasty sex thoughts which lead to girl thoughts which goes against rule 1)

Rule 3: No going out (for him).
- Rule 3.2: No going out for groceries
- Rule 3.3: No going out partying/clubbing/bars/etc.
- Rule 3.4: No going outside, period.

Rule 4: No talking to his mother (for him).

Rule 5: No porn (for him).

So I feel that these rules are wayy reasonable, am I right or am I right?

So the other day, he went out to see his family (rule 3), in the process, seeing his mother (rule 4), playing ball with his brothers (rule 2), which probably led to talking about females (rule 1), and he was most likely exposed to his father's stash of porn (rule 5).

So I thought I would hurt him and had sex with my professor.

That should teach that motherf**ker a lesson.

[Flaunted]

i like how rule 3.2 is so specific.
Why not the groceries?!!!!!!!
I don't want to be doing it all the time.

[Just_Dream]

Why not the groceries?!!!!!!!

Not many men can follow through when it comes to groceries. They might end up also buying a bunch of random shit at grocery stores. Or like, if you asked your man to go to Walmart and ONLY buy things that are on a certain list you made. Suddenly you come back and BAM you find yourself with a new PS3 and his sitting on a couch playing that damn Metal Gear Solid 4. It's like "wtf I said to ONLY buy the stuff on the list. wtf is this junk?!"


omg was the professor hot?! Gimme his number maybe we can 3sum!!!!!!!!!!