what is the best way to KILL a person ??? |
 Jul 1 2008, 01:25 AM
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recent online polls have shown that people these days are more knowledgable in the art of killing due to the increase in crime dramas such as CSI MIAMI etc. etc.
if u killed a person how would you dump the body and make sure no one found out. . . . . . . . . . . . . alright alright ill get straight to the point i killed a dude by accident  anyone know how i can get rid of the body quick, is sulphuric acid a good option, any other options? 
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Jul 1 2008, 01:27 AM
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 Cornflakes :D Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,541 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 322,923 |
nope, but if I killed someone I would wear steal someone else's clothes and wear a hat and everything so my hair doesn't get out, then I would cut the body up in little pieces and ship them to random places around the world and get them buried.
hehe, it probably wouldn't work, but I think it would be an adrenaline rush at the very least. You know I'd probably burn them and then dump their ashes in the ocean. Then their ashes could travel the world. |
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Jul 1 2008, 01:32 AM
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QUOTE(Insurmountable @ Jul 1 2008, 01:27 AM)  nope, but if I killed someone I would wear steal someone else's clothes and wear a hat and everything so my hair doesn't get out, then I would cut the body up in little pieces and ship them to random places around the world and get them buried. hehe, it probably wouldn't work, but I think it would be an adrenaline rush at the very least. You know I'd probably burn them and then dump their ashes in the ocean. Then their ashes could travel the world. dont they scan items before shipping, if that was the case then you would get caught get in the scanner cos the body parts would show up. yes burning the body till it becomes ashes is a good option but i am sure that the fire you light up would be visible for miles how are u gonna explain the huge amount of smoke and the reason for lighting the fire 
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Jul 1 2008, 01:35 AM
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Cornflakes :D Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,541 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 322,923 |
QUOTE(TigerUppercut @ Jul 1 2008, 02:32 AM) dont they scan items before shipping, if that was the case then you would get caught get in the scanner cos the body parts would show up. yes burning the body till it becomes ashes is a good option but i am sure that the fire you light up would be visible for miles how are u gonna explain the huge amount of smoke and the reason for lighting the fire Oh you must live in a city, here where I live you can have bon fires in your yard. So I'd get away with it. And its not like the pieces of body would actually be like fingers and toes and stuff, it would like like grinded up. I bet I could make a tasty burger out of some human. XD |
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TigerUppercut what is the best way to KILL a person ??? Jul 1 2008, 01:25 AM
manny-the-dino what kind of question is this?! i have never t... Jul 1 2008, 01:26 AM DoubleJ Are you kidding me? Jul 1 2008, 01:27 AM
TigerUppercut QUOTE(Insurmountable @ Jul 1 2008, 01:35 ... Jul 1 2008, 01:39 AM f00LisH_h3aRt63 i'd burn their body and cremate them. no one w... Jul 1 2008, 01:33 AM Insurmountable you know when you get a food processor and just gr... Jul 1 2008, 01:40 AM TigerUppercut QUOTE(Insurmountable @ Jul 1 2008, 01:40 ... Jul 1 2008, 01:45 AM S-Majere QUOTE(Insurmountable @ Jul 1 2008, 07:40 ... Jul 1 2008, 12:31 PM libertie Man you guys are pretty sick. xD
QUOTE(Insurmount... Jul 1 2008, 01:42 AM f00LisH_h3aRt63 oh i know. since we have luau's here all the t... Jul 1 2008, 01:45 AM Insurmountable Nah I could do it. I'd burn the legs and arms ... Jul 1 2008, 01:46 AM TigerUppercut QUOTE(Insurmountable @ Jul 1 2008, 01:46 ... Jul 1 2008, 01:56 AM TheFegNut QUOTE(Insurmountable @ Jul 1 2008, 02:46 ... Jul 1 2008, 12:03 PM TriniKing22 QUOTE(Insurmountable @ Jul 1 2008, 02:46 ... Jul 1 2008, 01:09 PM no-name QUOTE(Insurmountable @ Jul 1 2008, 01:46 ... Sep 8 2008, 08:34 PM Fist HOLLY, YOU ARE FREAKING SICK.
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if tha... Jul 1 2008, 01:59 AM wulawula QUOTE(Fist @ Jul 1 2008, 01:59 AM) HOLLY,... Jul 1 2008, 04:00 AM ArjunaCapulong HOLLY, YOU ARE AWESOME. Jul 1 2008, 02:00 AM Fist hahahahahah. rofl. niceee. Jul 1 2008, 02:03 AM KryMeARiver Eat the body, including the bones, so that there i... Jul 1 2008, 05:23 AM jaeman QUOTE(KryMeARiver @ Jul 1 2008, 07:23 PM)... Jul 1 2008, 06:42 AM TigerUppercut QUOTE(KryMeARiver @ Jul 1 2008, 05:23 AM)... Jul 6 2008, 01:33 AM Vyrrei QUOTE(TigerUppercut @ Jul 6 2008, 02:33 A... Jul 19 2008, 07:12 AM TigerUppercut QUOTE(Vyrrei @ Jul 19 2008, 07:12 AM) LOL... Jul 28 2008, 05:10 PM Insurmountable x3 Sweeney Todd copycat.
Giving the bones to the ... Jul 1 2008, 10:53 AM Bishinobi Go to Japan, cut em up in a bathroom (so the blood... Jul 1 2008, 11:08 AM ----- eat 'em. Jul 1 2008, 12:43 PM fredatemespleen i'd make human jerky out of em and feed it to ... Jul 6 2008, 01:40 AM only-tuesdays QUOTE(Insurmountable @ Jun 30 2008, 11:35... Jul 6 2008, 02:00 AM jaeminnie With a wooden stick. Jul 6 2008, 05:02 PM libertie Sounds like you don't need help killing a pers... Jul 7 2008, 08:01 AM XTC I've got something stored on my computer somew... Jul 7 2008, 08:42 AM TigerUppercut QUOTE(XTC @ Jul 7 2008, 08:42 AM) I'v... Jul 11 2008, 12:18 PM XTC QUOTE(TigerUppercut @ Jul 11 2008, 12:18 ... Jul 16 2008, 04:17 PM Katalyzt Poison them with insulin, insulin is untraceable, ... Jul 7 2008, 09:10 AM mipadi RE: what is the best way to KILL a person ??? Jul 7 2008, 11:47 AM The-March-Hare Holly, you are an icredibly disturbing human being... Jul 7 2008, 01:14 PM aaayotiffany ^ dump them in a tub of piranhas.
or burning fur... Jul 11 2008, 10:18 AM MissFits Surprisingly enough, I have thought about this.
I... Jul 11 2008, 12:08 PM TigerUppercut QUOTE(MissFits @ Jul 11 2008, 12:08 PM) S... Jul 11 2008, 12:14 PM MissFits ^^I know, right?
Such a good idea. I don't se... Jul 11 2008, 12:25 PM TigerUppercut QUOTE(MissFits @ Jul 11 2008, 12:25 PM) ^... Jul 12 2008, 12:53 PM MissFits QUOTE(TigerUppercut @ Jul 12 2008, 01:53 ... Jul 16 2008, 04:10 PM nikx618 slice them into little bits.
then sell them in a f... Jul 13 2008, 02:36 AM Persnickety Best way to kill someone is to find out what means... Jul 16 2008, 04:39 PM LoveToMySilas Lie and say that hes one of your family members an... Jul 28 2008, 06:29 PM nikx618 killing someone with a bat looks fun. lmfao. that... Jul 28 2008, 06:32 PM TheFegNut I'd cut out their organs and put them in littl... Jul 28 2008, 06:50 PM MissFits QUOTE(TheFegNut @ Jul 28 2008, 07:50 PM) ... Jul 28 2008, 07:10 PM nikx618 ^wow. looks like you've taken a while to think... Jul 28 2008, 06:52 PM karmakiller Eww, someone bumped this old gross, topic.
I thou... Jul 28 2008, 07:06 PM absinthe Shoving them in one of these.
http://youtube.com/... Jul 28 2008, 07:11 PM TigerUppercut QUOTE(absinthe @ Jul 28 2008, 07:11 PM) S... Jul 28 2008, 08:32 PM TheFegNut QUOTE(absinthe @ Jul 28 2008, 08:11 PM) S... Jul 28 2008, 08:56 PM coconutter I'd definitely accidentally push them into a ... Jul 28 2008, 08:50 PM xstarstruckk liquid nitrogen is completely genius. Jul 28 2008, 10:53 PM Cow-Moo death by hot air balloon. accident of course.
teh... Jul 29 2008, 12:09 AM Vyrrei O_O Jul 29 2008, 04:04 AM iSbl Well there's the adding of powdered glass on d... Aug 3 2008, 03:17 AM XTC Force feed peach pits. They contain a cyanide com... Aug 3 2008, 03:28 AM Gryffindor-Girl Oh oh I just thought of what I think is the best w... Aug 3 2008, 12:32 PM TigerUppercut thanks to everyone who contributed to this topic ... Aug 20 2008, 07:02 AM Murph-E Not to kill them is the best way I would say. Aug 20 2008, 09:08 AM fameONE I have a 5 grand minimum for each job, and dependi... Aug 20 2008, 09:44 AM WarMachine QUOTE(fameONE @ Aug 20 2008, 10:44 AM) I ... Apr 30 2009, 07:05 AM KissMe2408 shoot em, and feed em to the gators Aug 21 2008, 12:58 AM fameONE QUOTE(KissMe2408 @ Aug 21 2008, 12:58 AM)... Aug 21 2008, 01:33 AM TigerUppercut QUOTE(fameONE @ Aug 21 2008, 01:33 AM) Li... Sep 4 2008, 09:40 PM Juday i would inject air in between their toes. it would... Aug 22 2008, 03:45 PM rockguy QUOTE(Juday @ Aug 22 2008, 03:45 PM) i wo... Aug 22 2008, 03:48 PM Juday QUOTE(rockguy @ Aug 22 2008, 04:48 PM) ^^... Aug 22 2008, 04:34 PM fameONE I'm a big fan of body disposal. As long as the... Aug 22 2008, 04:36 PM Insurmountable Wow I haven't seen this thread in a while. I s... Sep 5 2008, 01:06 AM TigerUppercut QUOTE(Insurmountable @ Sep 5 2008, 01:06 ... Sep 6 2008, 05:57 AM rockable I wouldnt kill them in the first place. :P Sep 6 2008, 04:20 PM TigerUppercut QUOTE(rockable @ Sep 6 2008, 04:20 PM) I ... Sep 8 2008, 08:07 AM LoveToMySilas I have more answers now!
-Stab them with a ic... Sep 8 2008, 08:43 PM mackenziee ^ LMFAO.
I love those answers! Sep 8 2008, 08:44 PM no-name a lot of the things being mentioned are kinda turn... Sep 8 2008, 08:47 PM LoveToMySilas Gotta love The Lovely Bones and AP bio. Sep 8 2008, 08:48 PM mackenziee true daaat. Sep 8 2008, 08:51 PM gelionie Go read the poem '5 Ways to Kill a Man'. Sep 11 2008, 03:26 AM TigerUppercut QUOTE(gelionie @ Sep 11 2008, 03:26 AM) G... Apr 30 2009, 05:02 AM superstitious Boredom. It's excrutiating. Sep 11 2008, 12:36 PM TigerUppercut QUOTE(superstitious @ Sep 11 2008, 12:36 ... Sep 12 2008, 03:14 PM superstitious No. Boredom is a good way to kill someone. haha Sep 12 2008, 03:18 PM TigerUppercut QUOTE(superstitious @ Sep 12 2008, 03:18 ... Sep 12 2008, 03:29 PM doughnut eat them up Apr 30 2009, 05:04 AM Mikeplyts Give them swine flu. Apr 30 2009, 07:27 AM WarMachine QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Apr 30 2009, 08:27 AM) ... Apr 30 2009, 07:34 AM Mikeplyts QUOTE(WarMachine @ Apr 30 2009, 08:34 AM)... Apr 30 2009, 07:42 AM WarMachine What about witnesses? What about your alibi? What ... Apr 30 2009, 07:51 AM Mikeplyts Have the victim trussed up laying on their stomach... Apr 30 2009, 08:10 AM WarMachine QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Apr 30 2009, 09:10 AM) ... Apr 30 2009, 08:21 AM brooklyneast05 WITH A BLOCK OF ICE Apr 30 2009, 09:35 AM |
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