ATTN: Mods, let's make a deal Options

[KryMeARiver]

Alright, here's the shakes.

I don't want to post with my old account under that gay ass name. At the same time, it's a pain in the ass to post not as an official member. So I'm making you an offer.

Make me an official member.

In return, I will be relatively nicer, cooperate with the mods, actually read people's posts, etc. This doesn't mean I'm going to compliment you, want to be your friends or even pretend to like you, but let's just say I think there will be fewer posts with the words PENIS, COCK or DICK UP YOUR ASS in them.

This truce will last until 6 months passes and I can change my name back, and we'll take it from there. Or if the mod team f**ks up.

If not, I'll find out where you live and pull out your nosehair while you sleep. And if you try to lock the door, I'm going to stick coathangers under the crack and tickle your feet.

What say ye?

[The-March-Hare]

I'm not in a position to make you an official member, and frankly you don't bother me enough for the improvement of your behaviour any particular incentive to do you a favour.

By lack of ability, for me personally, no deal.