ATTN: Mods, let's make a deal Options

[KryMeARiver]

Alright, here's the shakes.

I don't want to post with my old account under that gay ass name. At the same time, it's a pain in the ass to post not as an official member. So I'm making you an offer.

Make me an official member.

In return, I will be relatively nicer, cooperate with the mods, actually read people's posts, etc. This doesn't mean I'm going to compliment you, want to be your friends or even pretend to like you, but let's just say I think there will be fewer posts with the words PENIS, COCK or DICK UP YOUR ASS in them.

This truce will last until 6 months passes and I can change my name back, and we'll take it from there. Or if the mod team f**ks up.

If not, I'll find out where you live and pull out your nosehair while you sleep. And if you try to lock the door, I'm going to stick coathangers under the crack and tickle your feet.

What say ye?

[Insurmountable]

Have you contacted a admin to remove your old account and transfer all your posts and your member title over?

They should be pretty lenient about it, and if not then well your going against the Guidelines by not asking for permission to make a new username, and well having a extra username.