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 Jun 21 2004, 04:46 AM
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 I wanna be roman  Group: Member Posts: 1,844 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 989  |
Everyone post your favorite bar joke!
A man walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck. The bartender tells him to leave. The guy tells the bartender that he just wants a few drinks. So the bartender says to him "ok, you can stay. Just don't start anything." 
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Jun 23 2004, 06:48 PM
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 iits.jessicaa!! Group: Member Posts: 342 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,752 |
not really a bar joke....
-Pub- A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," the man replies. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say. "Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room. |
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DisneyPrincessKate Bar Jokes Jun 21 2004, 04:46 AM
ComradeRed I don't get it. Jun 21 2004, 10:54 AM faithin_felix what are jumper cables? Jun 21 2004, 11:42 AM iheartsimba i don't get your joke Jun 21 2004, 11:43 AM LatinaLady ha ha.... not funny to me. ok my turn
QUOTEA bet ... Jun 21 2004, 01:41 PM DavidxN ^haha tahts a good one well heres mine:
a guy walk... Jun 21 2004, 04:15 PM islandkiss RE: Bar Jokes Jun 21 2004, 07:36 PM ryfitaDF a guy walks into a bar with a trenchcoat. he takes... Jun 21 2004, 07:46 PM ComradeRed Here's my favorite one:
A rabbi, a communist,... Jun 21 2004, 08:28 PM ryfitaDF a priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a ba... Jun 23 2004, 01:05 AM FlamingFungi A guy walks into a bar. Ouch. Jun 23 2004, 01:17 AM mai_z ewwwwieeee!!!!!!!... Jun 24 2004, 03:23 PM × JeNi × i got two of them :D my play brother told me them ... Jun 25 2004, 01:08 AM baybietenshi QUOTE(ComradeRed @ Jun 21 2004, 8:28 PM)Here... Jun 27 2004, 01:13 AM Lordofgames Two guys walk into a bar, one ducks the other smac... Jun 27 2004, 12:34 PM ji_cabinx ha ha...some of these were very funny! Jun 29 2004, 03:36 PM linkinpark788 the first one ..HAHAHA...NOT!!! but so... Jun 29 2004, 11:07 PM
dani41790 haha man some of these bar jokes r realli funni Jul 3 2004, 02:29 AM |
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