eating carrots makes your bOObs bigger?, yeah right! Options

[aybaybay007]

my friend has DD's and she brings carrots to lunch everyday and says carrots are the reason she has big boobs.
and im like buuuullllshittt your just gifted.
but shes like no im right. and now all my friends are bringing carrots to lunch and talking about how they cant wait for their boobs to be as big as my friend's, the carrot queen.

im right. right?
carrots dont make your boobs bigger
si?

[Reidar]

Actually, they do. It's a biennial plant often regulated with gibberellins (GAs), which are diterpenoid acids used as plant hormones that are synthesized by the terpenoid pathway in plastids and then modified in the endoplasmic reticulum and cytosol until they reach their biologically-active form. Synthetically, this causes the carotenoids to instigate estrogen aromatization after consumption. It was documented in vitro through a series of studies at the University of Waterloo.

Just kidding. She's full of it.

[IzzyGrace]

Actually, they do. It's a biennial plant often regulated with gibberellins (GAs), which are diterpenoid acids used as plant hormones that are synthesized by the terpenoid pathway in plastids and then modified in the endoplasmic reticulum and cytosol until they reach their biologically-active form. Synthetically, this causes the carotenoids to instigate estrogen aromatization after consumption. It was documented in vitro through a series of studies at the University of Waterloo.

Just kidding. She's full of it.

Haha, this is great. I'm just curious as to how long it took to type this up.