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 May 19 2008, 09:51 PM
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A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race come about?"
The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children; and so all mankind was made.' Two days later she asks her father the same question. Her father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys and we developed from them.' 'The confused girl returns to her mother and says: 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God, and Papa says we developed from monkeys? 'The mother answers, 'Well dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your father told you about his side.' |
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Jun 2 2008, 02:02 PM
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QUOTE(Shellie @ May 19 2008, 10:51 PM)  A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race come about?" The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children; and so all mankind was made.' Two days later she asks her father the same question. Her father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys and we developed from them.' 'The confused girl returns to her mother and says: 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God, and Papa says we developed from monkeys? 'The mother answers, 'Well dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your father told you about his side.' HAHAHAHAHHA... niceee... HAHAHAHA..  moii lykee.. 
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Shellie God or Monkey? May 19 2008, 09:51 PM
SkyliteX this is already your third one lol, where do you g... May 19 2008, 09:52 PM XTC So you're insulting all who believe the theory... May 19 2008, 09:58 PM supimateecup Ha, I think this is pretty funny actually. May 30 2008, 01:46 PM
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