POKE POKE POKE A PENIS! |
 May 30 2008, 05:37 PM
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IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY ^^ I'm TWENTY YEARS OLD!!!! I am SO SO happy! When I was younger, I was so scared to turn 20 but actually, I LOVE IT! Actually, I officially turn 20 at 10:30 AM but yeah, it's only midnight right now. I AM SO HAPPY!!
I'm going to a friend's house, then we go to a bar, then we go clubbing, then I go to my boyfriends' and I put on the sexy lingerie he's getting me tomorrow afternoon and we have HOT SEX! We're going HERE!!!! This is the last opportunity for me and my friends to drink before our exams =) |
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May 30 2008, 11:29 PM
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 Vae Victis Group: Official Member Posts: 1,416 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,227 |
Yeah, don't do that unless you want to go blind and have palms grow on your hair. Or was it hair that grows on your palms? Probably both. Also, you'll grow gills. Sex is just another agenda-driven proponent by the government, anyways, but it seems like I'm the only one who realizes these things.
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Sandraaa POKE POKE POKE A PENIS! May 30 2008, 05:37 PM
Synesthesia Happy birthday! You're not a teenager anym... May 30 2008, 05:54 PM Sandraaa YAY fanks!! May 30 2008, 05:55 PM Elba Happy birthday. You're actual birthday is May ... May 30 2008, 05:56 PM faithin_felix hot sex? that's fun May 30 2008, 06:03 PM moninja happy birthday! have lots of sex ;] May 30 2008, 06:26 PM JokeInsideJoke happy birthday! May 30 2008, 08:28 PM michellerrific wtf i know like, ten people's birthdays today.... May 30 2008, 09:09 PM Flaunted BIRTHDAY SUIT!
Happy Birthday and have fun wi... May 30 2008, 11:03 PM
Sandraaa Yes, Elba, it's May 31st. HAHA, so it was alre... May 31 2008, 02:06 AM |
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