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 May 9 2008, 03:48 PM
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$65,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?" |
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May 26 2008, 11:06 PM
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LMAOFL
Wow, I didn't see that coming |
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Hypnot Perfect husband May 9 2008, 03:48 PM
boatshipper LOL one of the best ones ive heard in a while May 25 2008, 02:25 PM doiink LOL May 25 2008, 02:26 PM aaayotiffany LMFAO.
oh snap! May 25 2008, 02:28 PM JuggaloSKfan ha, this is really funny, but i've heard this ... May 25 2008, 02:28 PM Joss-eh-lime hahaha! i like this May 26 2008, 11:01 PM
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