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Hypnot
post May 9 2008, 03:48 PM
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
 
 
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Joss-eh-lime
post May 26 2008, 11:01 PM
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hahaha! i like this
 

Posts in this topic
Hypnot   Perfect husband   May 9 2008, 03:48 PM
boatshipper   LOL one of the best ones ive heard in a while   May 25 2008, 02:25 PM
doiink   LOL   May 25 2008, 02:26 PM
aaayotiffany   LMFAO. oh snap!   May 25 2008, 02:28 PM
JuggaloSKfan   ha, this is really funny, but i've heard this ...   May 25 2008, 02:28 PM
Joss-eh-lime   hahaha! i like this   May 26 2008, 11:01 PM
Freeborn-Kiwi   LMAOFL Wow, I didn't see that coming   May 26 2008, 11:06 PM


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