VAGINA!, etc |
 May 15 2008, 02:00 AM
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favorite funny quotes!
- Mister, you gotta help me. My wife-She's out back. She's having a baby. - She's having a what? - A baby! - She's having a baby? - And it's halfway out! I can see the head!...I need your jacket. - Why? - For her... amniotic sac! Her amniotic fluid is gushing out. - Gushing? -The jacket! The jacket! Give me the jacket! And your pants. - My pants? -Your pants! Yeah, for her, you know, her "placentia"...you know, and her labia and cervical--Mucus gushing-- It's gushing!! It's just a hole and--Quick! The pants. And the hat. - Why? Why my hat? - For her...VAGINA |
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May 15 2008, 05:35 AM
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My favorite Family Guy quotes:
Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going stand here and take this from a pervert. --- Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different. Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells. --- Peter: Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill? Brian: That's... that's not a riddle. That's ... that's just terrible. Peter: Wrong, the ugly one! |
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May 24 2008, 01:51 AM
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 Cornflakes :D Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,541 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 322,923 |
QUOTE(S-Majere @ May 15 2008, 06:35 AM)  My favorite Family Guy quotes: Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going stand here and take this from a pervert. --- Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different. Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells. --- Peter: Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill? Brian: That's... that's not a riddle. That's ... that's just terrible. Peter: Wrong, the ugly one!  I've never heard those, but those are great.I lack a sense of humor, so I don't find very many things funny..and well I don't know anything thats really funny that comes to mind >_> |
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