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Two sisters =p, kinda long... but funny XP
Shellie
post May 19 2008, 02:04 PM
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Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull
so that they can breed their own stock.

Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull,
I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.'

The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it.
The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the
nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office,
and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch.
I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.'

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, it will cost 99 cents a word.
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send her the word 'comfortable.'
The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer
to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word
'comfortable?'

The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The word is big. She'll read it very slowly.... 'com-for-da-bul.'
 
 
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post May 19 2008, 02:23 PM
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XD.gif reminds me of my sister!!!! XD.gif
 

Posts in this topic
Shellie   Two sisters =p   May 19 2008, 02:04 PM
mizzkewl06   reminds me of my sister!!!!   May 19 2008, 02:23 PM
doiink   RE: Two sisters =p   May 25 2008, 02:30 PM
foxx   lmao.   May 25 2008, 02:39 PM
supimateecup   Hahaha I like this one!   May 26 2008, 11:36 PM
Joss-eh-lime   thats actually a smart idea..   May 26 2008, 11:37 PM
TheFegNut   LOL. Ahahaha. Hilarious.   May 26 2008, 11:38 PM
IzzyGrace   I saw this one before.   Jun 6 2008, 10:59 PM
mmhmichelle   LOL. Wow,nice.   Jun 10 2008, 10:27 AM
babydrifter22   bahahahah   Jun 10 2008, 11:13 AM
Katalyzt   nice ...   Jun 10 2008, 11:31 AM
Sandraaa   LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo! Nice!!   Jun 10 2008, 11:42 AM


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