VAGINA!, etc |
 May 15 2008, 02:00 AM
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favorite funny quotes!
- Mister, you gotta help me. My wife-She's out back. She's having a baby. - She's having a what? - A baby! - She's having a baby? - And it's halfway out! I can see the head!...I need your jacket. - Why? - For her... amniotic sac! Her amniotic fluid is gushing out. - Gushing? -The jacket! The jacket! Give me the jacket! And your pants. - My pants? -Your pants! Yeah, for her, you know, her "placentia"...you know, and her labia and cervical--Mucus gushing-- It's gushing!! It's just a hole and--Quick! The pants. And the hat. - Why? Why my hat? - For her...VAGINA |
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May 16 2008, 04:08 PM
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 That's what she said. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,559 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,200 |
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle
Kumar: Dad, come on. Dr. Patel: Daddy is not coming on anything! |
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May 18 2008, 03:12 PM
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 DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
QUOTE(LoveToMySilas @ May 16 2008, 04:08 PM)  Harold and Kumar go to White Castle Kumar: Dad, come on. Dr. Patel: Daddy is not coming on anything! LOL that gets me every time. I have too many, but one that I know off the top of my head... is in Futurama when Bender gets to experience what it would be like to be human. Bender: So this is what a human body feels like. Where's my antenna? Oh, here it is. It just moved. But I'm not getting any reception. Maybe if I wiggle it a little. Fry: No, bender, you'll make God cry! |
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