I'm pregnant. :x, jk <3 |
 May 12 2008, 07:36 PM
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 That's what she said.  Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,559 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,200  |
Me being the person I am, loves loves loves kids. So you can imagine how disappointed I get when one of my girlfriends uses her "food baby" bellies to her advantage to try to pretend that shes pregnant. Its happened to be about 3 times and I've believed every one!
Jane: Wow! Your stomachs big! Person: Its cause I'm pregnant, Jane...you didn't know that? Jane:  YOURE PREGNANT! OMG! SINCE WHEN!*starts jumping around the room* Person: *laughs and stomach deflates* Has that ever happened to you or have you ever done it to people? |
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May 15 2008, 07:43 PM
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 <(^_^<) DANCE!(>^_^)> Group: Official Member Posts: 1,304 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 586,621 |
 i lied to this guy once about being pregnant. i was a senior and he was a freshman (one of my best friend's little brother who had a crush on me). so one time at lunch i was wearing this tube top kind of shirt that made me look preggers and my friends started teasing me about it when he walks up and asks me if it's true. i couldn't resist and gave him this whole sob story about how i was pregnant and my boyfriend had dumped me and how i didn't know how to tell my parents... so he ends up telling me how he'll take care of me and how he won't ever leave me... it was sooo funny. after about half an hour my friends & i couldn't hold it the laughter and we had to tell him the truth. it was too funny. but i will never do that again to anyone because it's scary having someone do it to me.
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LoveToMySilas I'm pregnant. :x May 12 2008, 07:36 PM
foxx Yeah, me and my friends go up to people sometimes,... May 12 2008, 07:41 PM LoveToMySilas Today I had to use the bathroom so my stomach my r... May 12 2008, 07:44 PM Reconditee Oh, shit. Jane, I totally thought you were serious... May 12 2008, 07:47 PM foxx Every time i wear one of these kind of shirts:
cli... May 12 2008, 07:47 PM
Synesthesia QUOTE(foxx @ May 12 2008, 08:47 PM) Every... May 12 2008, 07:55 PM
LoveToMySilas QUOTE(foxx @ May 12 2008, 08:47 PM) Every... May 15 2008, 06:28 PM Reconditee Those are the stereotypical maternity-norm clothes... May 12 2008, 07:51 PM karmakiller I haven't ever been asked that, otherwise I... May 15 2008, 06:36 PM LoveToMySilas ^ Yeah, me niether. But sometimes it makes you cur... May 15 2008, 06:42 PM sparrowdust WTF JANE. i click view new posts and i see "i... May 15 2008, 07:49 PM Glamourouz I never ask people if they're pregnant because... May 15 2008, 08:54 PM |
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