How to be manly Options

[Reidar]

Hello, noodle kegs. After a mountain of requests on how to be manly like me, I've finally decided to oblige you in revealing some of my secrets.

Here's my top-secret hair styling regimen. These suave cuts will make the ladies swarm over you like fire ants on a newborn baby.

1. Locate barren spot of dry dirt.

2. Draw in sacrificial circle with stick.

3. Sacrifice goat.

4. Apply blood to face in "X" formation, each side coming from brow to jawline.

5. Hold carcass over head and chant Satanic ritual.

6. Administer hair gel.

Note: step 6 is optional.

[ToxicTaco]

this should be renamed "How to be an egocentric pompous jerk."

[Reidar]

this should be renamed "How to be an egocentric pompous jerk."

Let me guess - you tried out my advice and got harshly rejected. Don't fret over it. There's more you can still do.

One thing you should try is something that will really grab her attention. One time, I slipped a ton of Tabasco sauce into this girl's lunch, just as a nice gesture. Girls love Tabasco sauce, because as we were eating, her eyes suddenly bugged out of her head and she clutched her throat. Then, she began sweating profusely and gasping. I couldn't figure what her problem was, until it hit me: she was having an orgasm! It was so powerful that she couldn't even speak. She desperately pointed to the bottle of water I was drinking, but I told her that now she was taking things way too fast, wanting to share my bottle. I had to walk away, because I'm not that kind of person. So another thing to get out of that is to be classy, not easy.

[karmakiller]

Let me guess - you tried out my advice and got harshly rejected. Don't fret over it. There's more you can still do.

One thing you should try is something that will really grab her attention. One time, I slipped a ton of Tabasco sauce into this girl's lunch, just as a nice gesture. Girls love Tabasco sauce, because as we were eating, her eyes suddenly bugged out of her head and she clutched her throat. Then, she began sweating profusely and gasping. I couldn't figure what her problem was, until it hit me: she was having an orgasm! It was so powerful that she couldn't even speak. She desperately pointed to the bottle of water I was drinking, but I told her that now she was taking things way too fast, wanting to share my bottle. I had to walk away, because I'm not that kind of person. So another thing to get out of that is to be classy, not easy.

You didn't even hang around have her ask you if it was as good for you as it was for her? How rude.

where is the porn in this list?

Real men get women.