MOI got pulled over by the COPS!!, FOR... |
 May 4 2008, 11:35 PM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶  Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593  |
moi was driving home from work... i was halfway to m@i house...and this fagg@t cop came out of nowhere in the dark alley...out of nowhere, this fagg@t pops out with his siren on and sh$t. I pulled over and the mofo said he pulled me over because of the PURPLE NEON LIGHTS i got...
F@g:i pulled you over because you got purple neon lights...dat's illegal... Me:moi been driving from work using this car and most of the cops i see don't say anythin... F@g:well, that's them, and i'm not them.... Me:Ok.. F@g:i'm gonna give you a 5 day notice to change dem headlights...if you don't i'll give you 2 citations. Me:ok... Is there ANY WAY FOR ME TO WIN IN COURT..? I WANT TO BRING THIS MOFO DOWN!!! i know all i have to do is change the headlights to neon white, but fu-k that,,,,,!! I JUST WANT TO GET HIS @SS OWN FOR MY ENTERTAINMENT!! ANY TIPS?? 
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May 5 2008, 12:12 AM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
^ moii have twoo mom'ss...moi mom twinn and deey incesst and get married..and dey moi adoptted me..moi mom dat hatee mee namee melena...and otha mom namee marlenee. she hatee me too...
now quitt spamming...git back onnn topic..moi don'tt wantt dat marchh hairy ballzsack too movee dis too vip longue..so git bak on topic.. wat else should moi do too diss f****t polieccee..?
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May 5 2008, 12:17 AM
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 durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
QUOTE(Tungster @ May 4 2008, 10:12 PM)  wat else should moi do too diss f****t polieccee..? RACE HIM! Ricer style. Or go drifting with him and hope he falls off the mountain? |
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Tungster MOI got pulled over by the COPS!!, FOR... May 4 2008, 11:35 PM
sparrowdust tear gas. lots of it. May 4 2008, 11:37 PM misoshiru oh. i thought that you'd get pulled over for ... May 4 2008, 11:38 PM Just_Dream .... Dumb ricer.
But seriously, a fix-it ticket... May 4 2008, 11:43 PM Tungster moi dunn gott 10 dollaszz...moi hatee phuckkein fa... May 4 2008, 11:45 PM Just_Dream Ask your mom for $10. May 4 2008, 11:48 PM Tungster ..my mommaa melenaa hatee mee..me noo got momma da... May 4 2008, 11:53 PM kryogenix haha you f****t with purple lights how does it fee... May 4 2008, 11:54 PM Tungster ^ moii dun carree boutt what color...moii lyke it ... May 4 2008, 11:58 PM Elba Is your mom's name Melena or Marlene? May 5 2008, 12:10 AM Tungster ^ ya ya..butt wutt if policee say noo..moi don... May 5 2008, 12:21 AM
Just_Dream QUOTE(Tungster @ May 4 2008, 10:21 PM) ^ ... May 5 2008, 12:26 AM sharpnotflat lol
nice. May 5 2008, 01:53 AM ChangeofHeart try giving the cop head, since thats your thing tu... May 5 2008, 03:04 PM Dominatrix Ive never seen anyone get in trouble for having th... May 5 2008, 03:12 PM Tungster moi hav 2 payy $500...and 10 weekz driveenn s... Jul 29 2008, 05:08 PM PrIncEoFSeXaPpeAL QUOTE(Tungster @ Jul 29 2008, 06:08 PM) m... Jul 29 2008, 08:51 PM Vyrrei Not enough smileys bro. Jul 30 2008, 07:47 PM Hedonism Suck him off. Jul 30 2008, 08:03 PM BanDaSnowman The only way you can win is take it to court and h... Jul 30 2008, 08:05 PM |
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