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 Feb 6 2004, 08:22 PM
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anyone noe any funny jokes? darn... i think i annoyed the crap owt of all mah joke masters, thus they wont tell me anymore!!!!
 hehe... going to bother them more jkjk. anyways, i dont noe if there was a subject on this, but post your jokes, your best ones here. then... er... yea. rules: lets try to keep this a JOKE topic. i dont want some fight between blondes, girls, guys, fatties, etc. hahaah yea. my joke? i dont have one. -_- o well. |
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Apr 11 2008, 04:38 PM
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 Hahahaha, you guys make me laugh I've got one: Three men were trapped on an island when a cannibal kidnapped them. He said "I will let you go if you do a task for me. If you fail the task, I will kill you and eat you. First you have to find ten fruits of your choice from the island," This first man came back with ten apples. The cannibal says "now the task. You must shove them up your ass without making a noise. If you do, I will kill and eat you." But on the third one the man screamed, so he was killed. Then the second man came out with ten grapes. He was told on the the same thing, but on the ninth grape he laughed, so he was killed too. In Heaven the first man askes "Why did you laugh? You were so close!" and the second man replied... "Because I saw Bill come out with pineapples!"
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Apr 22 2008, 03:04 PM
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 I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite :-) Group: Official Member Posts: 3,008 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 601,399 |
QUOTE(HeatherRawriee @ Apr 11 2008, 05:38 PM)  Hahahaha, you guys make me laugh I've got one: Three men were trapped on an island when a cannibal kidnapped them. He said "I will let you go if you do a task for me. If you fail the task, I will kill you and eat you. First you have to find ten fruits of your choice from the island," This first man came back with ten apples. The cannibal says "now the task. You must shove them up your ass without making a noise. If you do, I will kill and eat you." But on the third one the man screamed, so he was killed. Then the second man came out with ten grapes. He was told on the the same thing, but on the ninth grape he laughed, so he was killed too. In Heaven the first man askes "Why did you laugh? You were so close!" and the second man replied... "Because I saw Bill come out with pineapples!"  i love this one |
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