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 Feb 6 2004, 08:22 PM
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anyone noe any funny jokes? darn... i think i annoyed the crap owt of all mah joke masters, thus they wont tell me anymore!!!!
 hehe... going to bother them more jkjk. anyways, i dont noe if there was a subject on this, but post your jokes, your best ones here. then... er... yea. rules: lets try to keep this a JOKE topic. i dont want some fight between blondes, girls, guys, fatties, etc. hahaah yea. my joke? i dont have one. -_- o well. |
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Little Turtle
Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again, while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted." |
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xjjajeengx anyone knoe any jokes? Feb 6 2004, 08:22 PM
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... Feb 22 2004, 10:51 PM Jordan Inc. i have a lame one o.O
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