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brooklyneast05
post Apr 19 2008, 09:20 PM
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what quotes do you like?



Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared. - jack handley



damn that's so lame it gets me everytime
 
 
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dustbunny
post Apr 19 2008, 09:23 PM
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LOL.

"north or south? wait from whose point of view?" -me
"mine" -boy when asking me if i shaved

"do you like tits or ass more?"
"WHAT? DID YOU JUST ASK ME IF I TICKLE MY ASS?"


real ones

"Yeah, you bet. I'm a little cottontail. Just what is it makes me a rabbit ___? My psychopathic tendencies? Is it my fightin' tendencies, or my f**kin' tendencies? Must be the f**kin' mustn't it? All that whambam-thank-you-ma'am. Yeah that whambam, that's probably what makes me a rabbit-" FREE SECKS TO WHOEVER KNOES.


some good ole corny ones

"Time is your most precious gift because you only have a set amount of it. You can make more money, but you can't make more time. When you give someone your time, you are giving them a portion of your life that you'll never get back. Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time."

"You're not perfect sport, and let me save you the suspense; this girl you met, she isnt perfect either.
But the question is, are you perfect for each other? That's the whole deal. That's what intimacy is all about. Nobody knows the answer in the whole world, but the only way to find out is by giving it a shot."
 
Just_Dream
post Apr 22 2008, 03:19 AM
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QUOTE(doiink @ Apr 19 2008, 07:23 PM) *
"WHAT? DID YOU JUST ASK ME IF I TICKLE MY ASS?"

OMG BETTY! One time my friend posted on my myspace, at a picture of me and Tony, saying something like

"Tony's smiling! What did you do, tickle his a-hole?" That was t3h lulz!


 

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brooklyneast05   quotes   Apr 19 2008, 09:20 PM
brooklyneast05   People always clap for the wrong things. - The Cat...   Apr 19 2008, 09:22 PM
doiink   LOL. "north or south? wait from whose point...   Apr 19 2008, 09:23 PM
Just_Dream   QUOTE(doiink @ Apr 19 2008, 07:23 PM) ...   Apr 22 2008, 03:19 AM
sparrowdust   groucho marx and machiavelli ftw. goethe ones are ...   Apr 19 2008, 09:45 PM
brooklyneast05   QUOTE(sparrowdust @ Apr 19 2008, 09:45 PM...   Apr 19 2008, 09:46 PM
Melie   everything happens for a reason   Apr 19 2008, 10:16 PM
Gryffindor-Girl   God gave us two eyes, two ears, two arms two legs,...   Apr 21 2008, 10:26 PM
heartquasm   WHEN LIFE THROWS YOU LEMONS, you pour yourself alc...   Apr 21 2008, 10:30 PM
ersatz   The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive f...   Apr 21 2008, 11:31 PM
sparrowdust   I think I remember that being in your profile... b...   Apr 21 2008, 11:32 PM
ersatz   Me? It was on my signature for a while. I need a n...   Apr 22 2008, 12:02 AM
doiink   LAWLZ!!! SO YOU DIDN'T ANSWER THE ...   Apr 22 2008, 03:20 AM
Just_Dream   QUOTE(doiink @ Apr 22 2008, 01:20 AM) LAW...   Apr 22 2008, 03:22 AM
doiink   HEEHEEEEE!!!!!11111   Apr 22 2008, 03:27 AM
illmortal   God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed ...   Apr 22 2008, 03:28 PM
Insurmountable   Do you know that the harder thing to do and the ri...   Apr 22 2008, 04:17 PM
doiink   ^ it's like that one line in All At Once from ...   Apr 22 2008, 07:37 PM


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