Hiring, Spring 08 Options

[superstitious]

Hello - it's that time again.

We would like to know who may be interested in becoming a staff member, or if there's anyone that you would like to see on staff.

Please post in this thread if you are interested and/or who you think should be hired. It would be greatly appreciated if you could give a reason as to why you (or who you are suggesting) would be a good addition to staff. Please specify People Staff or Design Staff.

I'll repeat something that was mentioned in the last hiring thread regarding potential Design Staff:

Especially for Design staff, dont be afraid to nominate yourself if you have a low amount of posts but you have a lot of great contributions. We may still consider you, we may not. But we'll never know if you dont put your name out there.

We do not have a definite time frame yet, but this should take no longer than a couple of weeks (depending on how long this thread remains open).

Also, one more thing (then I promise to hush, for a while at least xD), please don't spam in this thread. =)




THE LIST

People Staff:

heartquasm per request
Just_Dream per request
Tungster
NoSex
doiink
Spencer per request
misoshiru per request
paperplane
melie
absinthe
DoubleJ
Elba per request
icecreamisyummy
manny-the-dino
kryogenix

Design Staff:

clarity
doublehelix
melie
schizo
highwayto4355
CrotchetTheLeper

EDIT: Couple of things. I'd like to close this Sunday evening, so if you think of anyone that you believe would be good on staff, please post their name (and which position) by Sunday evening.

Also, I'm going to start deleting any posts that are not hiring related from now on. I hate to do that because I hate deleting posts, but I will in this thread. Sorry guys. - Rebecca

[kryogenix]

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