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Jeng
post Apr 8 2008, 02:36 PM
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ok, not to make fun of anyone or go against them for any reason, this is just a thing i have to do for school
some of you have read A MODEST PROPOSAL by Jonathan Swift about eating FAT babies to reduce population and etc.

so for a essay type thingy, we have to write our own and something in todays society and i chose OBESITY.
basically solve obesity by killnig the fatties out there and do something harsh YET humorous to them.

so i need ideas what to do after killing the obese people
PLEASE DONT MOVE THIS TO SCHOOL OR HOMEWORK OR WHATEVER, i feel that i can get more ideas faster here IN THE LOUNGE and ill be done, thanks.
first i kill them off, then what should i do with their bodies?
[something you cant do in real life, like burn them or something, i want to make use of their bodies/organs/body parts/whatever]
remember this is FAKE and no offense to anyone, a bunch of people did nastier stuff to other topics.
i need creative/harsh/humorous/meannnnn/ things to do to these people.

WHAT SHOULD I DO FOR HANDS, TOES, NAILS, ORGANS, FINGERS? EARS? EYES? lol and the rest i think i have under control.
 
 
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post Apr 8 2008, 04:43 PM
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or you could just send them into space and let them float. mellow.gif

You could sell their organs on the blaCK market.

you could take their hair and make wigs for skinny people with cancer...

Or you could preserve them and sell them to hospitals for burn patients (skin grafting)
 
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post Apr 8 2008, 04:56 PM
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QUOTE(danceeNAKED @ Apr 8 2008, 05:43 PM) *
or you could just send them into space and let them float. mellow.gif

You could sell their organs on the blaCK market.

-.- Are you associated with Bloods or any gang that dislikes crips? I hope not... I'll lose so much respect for you, girl.
 
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post Apr 8 2008, 05:02 PM
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QUOTE(Tamacracker @ Apr 8 2008, 05:56 PM) *
-.- Are you associated with Bloods or any gang that dislikes crips? I hope not... I'll lose so much respect for you, girl.


why would you assume im affiliated with any gang period? blink.gif
 

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Jeng   about OBESE PEOPLE   Apr 8 2008, 02:36 PM
Tamacracker   QUOTE(Jeng @ Apr 8 2008, 03:36 PM) ok, no...   Apr 8 2008, 02:40 PM
Spencer   Use their skin for coats.   Apr 8 2008, 02:42 PM
Jeng   yea i was going for that, coats for the homeless. ...   Apr 8 2008, 02:43 PM
The-March-Hare   Use them for research into a medical cure for obes...   Apr 8 2008, 02:46 PM
Tamacracker   QUOTE(The-March-Hare @ Apr 8 2008, ...   Apr 8 2008, 03:25 PM
Jeng   NO thats the right thing to do, we want obscene BA...   Apr 8 2008, 02:49 PM
The-March-Hare   Oh! Well, windchimes out of fingernails. Gri...   Apr 8 2008, 02:51 PM
Jeng   LOL yessssss, good thinking, k, any more for anyth...   Apr 8 2008, 02:52 PM
The-March-Hare   Hollow them out and use them as shoes.   Apr 8 2008, 02:59 PM
Tungster   oh snap it's my mel baby.   Apr 8 2008, 03:18 PM
Elba   Oh my god, this is horrible   Apr 8 2008, 03:23 PM
Jeng   tung your no help. hallow the organs out for shoe...   Apr 8 2008, 03:24 PM
heartquasm   use their nails and teeth as bullets. their bones ...   Apr 8 2008, 03:25 PM
Jeng   no you guys are helping me think of ideas, duhhh, ...   Apr 8 2008, 03:35 PM
chocokissez   Chop their fingers off and put it into wendy's...   Apr 8 2008, 03:38 PM
aaayotiffany   QUOTE(chocokissez @ Apr 8 2008, 04:38 PM)...   Apr 8 2008, 03:40 PM
karmakiller   This is gross.   Apr 8 2008, 03:39 PM
Jeng   yes but not true, uhmm no finngers in wendys. ;...   Apr 8 2008, 03:40 PM
The-March-Hare   ^ I meant hollow out the whole babies for shoe use...   Apr 8 2008, 04:29 PM
miyashu   use their organs to sculpt masterpieces and sell t...   Apr 8 2008, 04:31 PM
Jeng   thats a great idea, anything more will definately ...   Apr 8 2008, 04:32 PM
danceeNAKED   or you could just send them into space and let the...   Apr 8 2008, 04:43 PM
Tamacracker   QUOTE(danceeNAKED @ Apr 8 2008, 05:43 PM)...   Apr 8 2008, 04:56 PM
danceeNAKED   QUOTE(Tamacracker @ Apr 8 2008, 05:56 PM)...   Apr 8 2008, 05:02 PM
Jeng   that wouldnt be a good idea for this :[, OMG BALLO...   Apr 8 2008, 04:44 PM
heartquasm   Chop 'em up and feed 'em to the starving c...   Apr 8 2008, 04:45 PM
Dominatrix   No. I dont care how fat a baby is.I will not cook...   Apr 8 2008, 04:49 PM
marielamuneka   do something with their big clothes.. im sure you ...   Apr 8 2008, 04:51 PM
absinthe   You can use bones for furniture. (as in the legs o...   Apr 8 2008, 04:51 PM
Jeng   ok chef diana, hi!!!! love time no...   Apr 8 2008, 04:51 PM
marielamuneka   you can give their fat to anorexic people to save ...   Apr 8 2008, 04:55 PM
absinthe   QUOTE(marielamuneka @ Apr 8 2008, 02:55 P...   Apr 8 2008, 04:59 PM
marielamuneka   ^ someone can fix it up so it CAN roll.   Apr 8 2008, 05:02 PM
Jeng   ok everyone, thanks for EVERYTHING!!! ...   Apr 8 2008, 05:29 PM
Synesthesia   Closed by OP's request.   Apr 8 2008, 05:32 PM


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