about OBESE PEOPLE, REPLY ASAP PLEASE Options

[Jeng]

ok, not to make fun of anyone or go against them for any reason, this is just a thing i have to do for school
some of you have read A MODEST PROPOSAL by Jonathan Swift about eating FAT babies to reduce population and etc.

so for a essay type thingy, we have to write our own and something in todays society and i chose OBESITY.
basically solve obesity by killnig the fatties out there and do something harsh YET humorous to them.

so i need ideas what to do after killing the obese people
PLEASE DONT MOVE THIS TO SCHOOL OR HOMEWORK OR WHATEVER, i feel that i can get more ideas faster here IN THE LOUNGE and ill be done, thanks.
first i kill them off, then what should i do with their bodies?
[something you cant do in real life, like burn them or something, i want to make use of their bodies/organs/body parts/whatever]
remember this is FAKE and no offense to anyone, a bunch of people did nastier stuff to other topics.
i need creative/harsh/humorous/meannnnn/ things to do to these people.

WHAT SHOULD I DO FOR HANDS, TOES, NAILS, ORGANS, FINGERS? EARS? EYES? lol and the rest i think i have under control.

[marielamuneka]

you can give their fat to anorexic people to save their lives?
their heads can be used as bowling balls
you can turn the extra skin into some sort of new material for
furniture..

[*absinthe*]

you can give their fat to anorexic people to save their lives?
their heads can be used as bowling balls
you can turn the extra skin into some sort of new material for
furniture..

Well not technically. A skull wouldn`t "roll". It`s not perfectly shaped enough to roll as a bowling ball does.

If you had a skull, and ripped of the mandible part, and filled in some of the holes (and maybe got rid of the upper teeth) you could use it as a bowl, maybe. You`d have to do some carving and filling in.