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Jeng
post Apr 8 2008, 02:36 PM
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ok, not to make fun of anyone or go against them for any reason, this is just a thing i have to do for school
some of you have read A MODEST PROPOSAL by Jonathan Swift about eating FAT babies to reduce population and etc.

so for a essay type thingy, we have to write our own and something in todays society and i chose OBESITY.
basically solve obesity by killnig the fatties out there and do something harsh YET humorous to them.

so i need ideas what to do after killing the obese people
PLEASE DONT MOVE THIS TO SCHOOL OR HOMEWORK OR WHATEVER, i feel that i can get more ideas faster here IN THE LOUNGE and ill be done, thanks.
first i kill them off, then what should i do with their bodies?
[something you cant do in real life, like burn them or something, i want to make use of their bodies/organs/body parts/whatever]
remember this is FAKE and no offense to anyone, a bunch of people did nastier stuff to other topics.
i need creative/harsh/humorous/meannnnn/ things to do to these people.

WHAT SHOULD I DO FOR HANDS, TOES, NAILS, ORGANS, FINGERS? EARS? EYES? lol and the rest i think i have under control.
 
 
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post Apr 8 2008, 02:46 PM
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Use them for research into a medical cure for obesity.

Seems cyclical.
 
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post Apr 8 2008, 03:25 PM
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QUOTE(The-March-Hare @ Apr 8 2008, 03:46 PM) *
Use them for research into a medical cure for obesity.

Seems cyclical.

<,< Then there should be a cure for homosexuality, right? XD.gif

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Jeng   about OBESE PEOPLE   Apr 8 2008, 02:36 PM
Tamacracker   QUOTE(Jeng @ Apr 8 2008, 03:36 PM) ok, no...   Apr 8 2008, 02:40 PM
Spencer   Use their skin for coats.   Apr 8 2008, 02:42 PM
Jeng   yea i was going for that, coats for the homeless. ...   Apr 8 2008, 02:43 PM
The-March-Hare   Use them for research into a medical cure for obes...   Apr 8 2008, 02:46 PM
Tamacracker   QUOTE(The-March-Hare @ Apr 8 2008, ...   Apr 8 2008, 03:25 PM
Jeng   NO thats the right thing to do, we want obscene BA...   Apr 8 2008, 02:49 PM
The-March-Hare   Oh! Well, windchimes out of fingernails. Gri...   Apr 8 2008, 02:51 PM
Jeng   LOL yessssss, good thinking, k, any more for anyth...   Apr 8 2008, 02:52 PM
The-March-Hare   Hollow them out and use them as shoes.   Apr 8 2008, 02:59 PM
Tungster   oh snap it's my mel baby.   Apr 8 2008, 03:18 PM
Elba   Oh my god, this is horrible   Apr 8 2008, 03:23 PM
Jeng   tung your no help. hallow the organs out for shoe...   Apr 8 2008, 03:24 PM
heartquasm   use their nails and teeth as bullets. their bones ...   Apr 8 2008, 03:25 PM
Jeng   no you guys are helping me think of ideas, duhhh, ...   Apr 8 2008, 03:35 PM
chocokissez   Chop their fingers off and put it into wendy's...   Apr 8 2008, 03:38 PM
aaayotiffany   QUOTE(chocokissez @ Apr 8 2008, 04:38 PM)...   Apr 8 2008, 03:40 PM
karmakiller   This is gross.   Apr 8 2008, 03:39 PM
Jeng   yes but not true, uhmm no finngers in wendys. ;...   Apr 8 2008, 03:40 PM
The-March-Hare   ^ I meant hollow out the whole babies for shoe use...   Apr 8 2008, 04:29 PM
miyashu   use their organs to sculpt masterpieces and sell t...   Apr 8 2008, 04:31 PM
Jeng   thats a great idea, anything more will definately ...   Apr 8 2008, 04:32 PM
danceeNAKED   or you could just send them into space and let the...   Apr 8 2008, 04:43 PM
Tamacracker   QUOTE(danceeNAKED @ Apr 8 2008, 05:43 PM)...   Apr 8 2008, 04:56 PM
danceeNAKED   QUOTE(Tamacracker @ Apr 8 2008, 05:56 PM)...   Apr 8 2008, 05:02 PM
Jeng   that wouldnt be a good idea for this :[, OMG BALLO...   Apr 8 2008, 04:44 PM
heartquasm   Chop 'em up and feed 'em to the starving c...   Apr 8 2008, 04:45 PM
Dominatrix   No. I dont care how fat a baby is.I will not cook...   Apr 8 2008, 04:49 PM
marielamuneka   do something with their big clothes.. im sure you ...   Apr 8 2008, 04:51 PM
absinthe   You can use bones for furniture. (as in the legs o...   Apr 8 2008, 04:51 PM
Jeng   ok chef diana, hi!!!! love time no...   Apr 8 2008, 04:51 PM
marielamuneka   you can give their fat to anorexic people to save ...   Apr 8 2008, 04:55 PM
absinthe   QUOTE(marielamuneka @ Apr 8 2008, 02:55 P...   Apr 8 2008, 04:59 PM
marielamuneka   ^ someone can fix it up so it CAN roll.   Apr 8 2008, 05:02 PM
Jeng   ok everyone, thanks for EVERYTHING!!! ...   Apr 8 2008, 05:29 PM
Synesthesia   Closed by OP's request.   Apr 8 2008, 05:32 PM


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