WHAT IS THIS STUPID GAME? |
 Dec 8 2007, 08:45 PM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶  Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593  |
Dating is something we must do. There really isn't a choice. Sometimes it can be fun. Most times not. It's uncomfortable and embarrassing, all at the same time. Will the other person like us? Will we like them? Is he right for me? Will she take her pants off?
Romance/Love/Dating/Sex is a thing we are driven to. We wouldn't be here if great-great-great-great Grandpa didn't get a boner from being with great-great-great-great Grandma. And we wouldn't be here if our parents weren't driven to 'do it' (a truly gruesome thought). The act of sex feels good for a reason. And that reason is so you will have kids. Who will have more kids - etc., etc., ad infinitum. That's it. Sex is just a lure to make you have children. For this reason we'll put up with the completely annoying, uncomfortable act of dating. And it is unpleasant. Everyone has incredible expectations. True love usually. Someone who will completely understand us. An idea of total happiness and euphoria. These distorted (and wrong) expectations lead to the reality of relationships. Disappointment. Misery. Nasty, belittling remarks. Petty cruelty. Rejection. Long nights spent by the telephone - alone. Incomprehensible feelings of overwhelming emptiness. Alcoholism. Gay porn... and finally death. Amazing! What was expected to be so good often turns out so horrible. So how did it get this messed up? |
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Apr 5 2008, 04:58 PM
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QUOTE(tungmyBANANA @ Dec 8 2007, 09:45 PM)  Dating is something we must do. There really isn't a choice. Sometimes it can be fun. Most times not. It's uncomfortable and embarrassing, all at the same time. Will the other person like us? Will we like them? Is he right for me? Will she take her pants off? Romance/Love/Dating/Sex is a thing we are driven to. We wouldn't be here if great-great-great-great Grandpa didn't get a boner from being with great-great-great-great Grandma. And we wouldn't be here if our parents weren't driven to 'do it' (a truly gruesome thought). The act of sex feels good for a reason. And that reason is so you will have kids. Who will have more kids - etc., etc., ad infinitum. That's it. Sex is just a lure to make you have children. For this reason we'll put up with the completely annoying, uncomfortable act of dating. And it is unpleasant. Everyone has incredible expectations. True love usually. Someone who will completely understand us. An idea of total happiness and euphoria. These distorted (and wrong) expectations lead to the reality of relationships. Disappointment. Misery. Nasty, belittling remarks. Petty cruelty. Rejection. Long nights spent by the telephone - alone. Incomprehensible feelings of overwhelming emptiness. Alcoholism. Gay porn... and finally death. Amazing! What was expected to be so good often turns out so horrible. So how did it get this messed up? u aintt myy leveel yit NUB... wen u knoww da ansurr 4 alll dat.. den com bak att me.. 
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Apr 5 2008, 08:12 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 247 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 526,723 |
QUOTE(PrIncEoFSeXaPpeAL @ Apr 5 2008, 02:58 PM) u aintt myy leveel yit NUB... wen u knoww da ansurr 4 alll dat.. den com bak att me.. shutup and go play WoW very nice writing by the way. As for the question, i cannot answer.. or don't want to :P |
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Apr 5 2008, 09:26 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 5,166 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 585,858 |
QUOTE(Castaway @ Apr 5 2008, 09:12 PM) shutup and go play WoW very nice writing by the way. As for the question, i cannot answer.. or don't want to :P ...   who diz NUB talkinn 2 moi...
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tungmyBANANA WHAT IS THIS STUPID GAME? Dec 8 2007, 08:45 PM
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btw tung "true love usually... Dec 8 2007, 08:53 PM misoshiru tung you're such a romantic at heart. haha.
... Dec 9 2007, 12:53 AM synkro QUOTE(tungmyBANANA @ Dec 8 2007, 05:45 PM... Dec 9 2007, 01:13 AM Call911Quick ur post made me want to date Dec 9 2007, 03:55 AM The Markster You're a good writer. Dec 9 2007, 04:12 AM
Tungster QUOTE(The Markster @ Dec 9 2007, 02:12 AM... Apr 5 2008, 03:51 PM Tungster Guys, quit spamming my talk, and GTFO my face. Apr 21 2008, 11:05 PM Castaway ahh i didn't spam. it's his fault Apr 22 2008, 01:26 AM |
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