Nipple Rings Cause Airport Security Issue, nipple rings = dangerous weapons? Options

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A Texas woman who said she was forced to remove a nipple ring with pliers in order to board an airplane called Thursday for an apology by federal security agents and a civil rights investigation.

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Now how in the hell does a nipple ring pose a threat to flight security? A nipple ring is NOT going to explode the airplane. Unless, of course, her nipples rings were cleverly disguised grenade pins. Because that doesn't sound at all ridiculous.

Coincidentally, I fly to Costa Rica tommorrow morning. It reads that you can opt for a pat-down. Awesome, I've never been fondled by an officer. But they get so much as a tweezer close to me let alone some damn pliers and I may have to activate these deadly weapons and swing a titty and knock somebody out with my iron steel nipples.

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Wow America looks so bad.

Reason for edit: That lady is shit ugly to even have a nipple ring ..ew

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Wow America looks so bad.

We should just get rid of Home Land security... all they are is security officers with guns... that's the only jobs Bush created, nothin else. So when he claims he's given us more security and given us new jobs... that's what he's talkin about, which is laughable.